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[Anonymous]

Should I buy or sell?

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Anonymous wrote:My sister tells me that I’m not supposed to flush tampons or the applicators. How can I tell her she’s wrong and being ridiculous? She also wants me to use some cup in my panties. What should I do?

Save them up and dump them on her front porch with a note that says "YOU DISPOSE OF THEM, THEN"

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Anonymous wrote:Should I buy or sell?

Rent.

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Anonymous wrote:Should I buy or sell?

Buy wine, sell breastmilk

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Anonymous wrote:My sister tells me that I’m not supposed to flush tampons or the applicators. How can I tell her she’s wrong and being ridiculous? She also wants me to use some cup in my panties. What should I do?

Save them up and dump them on her front porch with a note that says "YOU DISPOSE OF THEM, THEN"

Just use tissues.

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Anonymous wrote:My teen keeps sneaking out after we fall asleep. What should we do?

See responses re: dreaming.

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Anonymous wrote:How do I tell my host I only eat plant-based?

PowerPoint deck delineating reasons/benefits.

And/or refuse all food and drink offered and go get branches/leaves from yard. Bring in and serve self.

You shouldn’t eat their food anyway- they may have cats that sit on the counters and you don’t know how clean the kitchen is.

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Anonymous wrote:My sister tells me that I’m not supposed to flush tampons or the applicators. How can I tell her she’s wrong and being ridiculous? She also wants me to use some cup in my panties. What should I do?

Use 5 rotating burgandy washcloths instead.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My sister tells me that I’m not supposed to flush tampons or the applicators. How can I tell her she’s wrong and being ridiculous? She also wants me to use some cup in my panties. What should I do?

Save them up and dump them on her front porch with a note that says "YOU DISPOSE OF THEM, THEN"

Just use tissues.

I add mine to the compost pile we use instead of a toilet, that is right around the path of entrance to the “neighborhood” playground swing set.

Thinking of burning the pile every 30 days after reading the mail suggestion. This might save the earth.

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Anonymous wrote:My sister tells me that I’m not supposed to flush tampons or the applicators. How can I tell her she’s wrong and being ridiculous? She also wants me to use some cup in my panties. What should I do?

Use 5 rotating burgandy washcloths instead.

Burgundy washcloths have been sold out since 2013. I use beige, next best thing.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My sister tells me that I’m not supposed to flush tampons or the applicators. How can I tell her she’s wrong and being ridiculous? She also wants me to use some cup in my panties. What should I do?

Use 5 rotating burgandy washcloths instead.

I must ask, why 5? And not 7?

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:How do I tell my host I only eat plant-based?

PowerPoint deck delineating reasons/benefits.

And/or refuse all food and drink offered and go get branches/leaves from yard. Bring in and serve self.

You shouldn’t eat their food anyway- they may have cats that sit on the counters and you don’t know how clean the kitchen is.

I am 3 kitten lady. My cats aren’t potty trained yet (though they can flush a toilet), but they kick things and clean them. Not just their butt either. So, back off with the cat judgment.

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Which job should I take?

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*lick* not kick. Though that might be something to train them in too…kitten karate kicks. Huh.

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Anonymous wrote:Which job should I take?

That one.