Guys, let's be clear: JD Vance didn't have sex with his couch!

[Anonymous]

I normally don't go for this kind of thing, but since he called Harris a cat lady and she doesn't even own a cat, I suppose he had it coming to him.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Listen, when a couch starts to get soft and saggy, you just start to lose interest. How can you have a firm desire to enjoy it when it's frankly past its prime. Sure, it cradled your children, and yes, in its prime, it was a thing of beauty.

But you can't say you aren't checking out a little Wayfair on the side. Layer on that guyliner and go get what you deserve.

Just so long as he’s only looking at those couches online and not actually having intimate meetings in the sectionals section at Belfort.

[Anonymous]

Where’s the proof he said this?

Are people really running with slander these days as news?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Where’s the proof he said this?

Are people really running with slander these days as news?

You’re a bit late to this party.
Welcome.
Have a seat.

[Anonymous]

This thread is so entertaining.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:OMG

hahahahaha

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Listen, when a couch starts to get soft and saggy, you just start to lose interest. How can you have a firm desire to enjoy it when it's frankly past its prime. Sure, it cradled your children, and yes, in its prime, it was a thing of beauty.

But you can't say you aren't checking out a little Wayfair on the side. Layer on that guyliner and go get what you deserve.

Just so long as he’s only looking at those couches online and not actually having intimate meetings in the sectionals section at Belfort.

There is such a thing as an emotional affair.

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTNQBrxyK/

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Maybe it's not couches that turns him on but dolphin porn...

https://www.rawstory.com/jd-vance-dolphin-search-history/

Oh god oh god... this guy...

That ... is deeply weird. This guy is so weird.

Those Duggar comparisons are looking more accurate.

You know, the vibe is there. Creepy misogynist fundamentalist, into some weird stuff, with the quiet part just bursting to come out from his lips.

+1 very Josh Duggar vibes.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Where’s the proof he said this?

Are people really running with slander these days as news?

You’re a bit late to this party.
Welcome.
Have a seat.

Please keep your pants ON. This is a mommy forum. Not your mommy’s basement.

[Anonymous]

Not your mommy's couch, either.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Where’s the proof he said this?

Are people really running with slander these days as news?

You’re a bit late to this party.
Welcome.
Have a seat.

Please keep your pants ON. This is a mommy forum. Not your mommy’s basement.

+1 Pants on, people.

How often does poor Usha catch JD at it?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Where’s the proof he said this?

Are people really running with slander these days as news?

You’re a bit late to this party.
Welcome.
Have a seat.

Please keep your pants ON. This is a mommy forum. Not your mommy’s basement.

+1 Pants on, people.

How often does poor Usha catch JD at it?

She lets him keep couches in the house? Pretty open minded of her.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I normally don't go for this kind of thing, but since he called Harris a cat lady and she doesn't even own a cat, I suppose he had it coming to him.

He almost certainly owns a couch.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Where’s the proof he said this?

Are people really running with slander these days as news?

Go back and read the OP. Or the subject line—you know those funny letters you clicked on to get here. The whole point of this thread is that there is ZERO evidence that he EVER wrote in a PUBLISHED book that he had sex with a couch by turning a plastic glove inside out and sticking it between the cushions to make a faux-vagina. It is not right to say he wrote about doing that.

But he certainly has the vibe of a guy who would do it, doesn't he?

[Anonymous]

Oh man, this thing is never going to get better for him!