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Anonymous wrote:Where can I learn how to literally do the electric slide? Will it shock me?

The senior center in Rockville. If you get shocked, that's Jim. He's an old perv. You have to decide if lean into it or pull forward. You only get the chance to decide one time.

LOL

[Anonymous]

My teen is - overweight, failing in school, suicidal, rude, having anal sex, not working in summer, doing drugs. Why do you think this happened to me?

[Anonymous]

How do I get my 15 year old son to properly wipe his arse?! I see stains everywhere. His clothes, the downstairs powder room when he comes in to play.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I am a WOHM. Why do I have to do the SAHM job once I get back home. How to get my lame-o DH to do his part? Why am I still unhappy?

Start sleeping with your father in law until your husband decides to be an equal partner. They both need to learn a lesson about the part they played in creating this disaster.

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Anonymous wrote:My teen is - overweight, failing in school, suicidal, rude, having anal sex, not working in summer, doing drugs. Why do you think this happened to me?

You must have formula fed him. And did you send him to daycare? There are studies about the effects of both on children long term. They just don’t care about life because you never cared about theirs. I’m sorry OP. Give him pills to make it better. And Astro glide is better than KY for anal sex. Maybe that is causing all of this distress for him? Hugs.

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Anonymous wrote:I am a WOHM. Why do I have to do the SAHM job once I get back home. How to get my lame-o DH to do his part? Why am I still unhappy?

Start sleeping with your father in law until your husband decides to be an equal partner. They both need to learn a lesson about the part they played in creating this disaster.

Mellie did this in scandal and it worked for her. Your husband will never do his part. Accept it, try to take his job, ans find someone that makes a bangin ass caster of hooch.

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Anonymous wrote:My teen is - overweight, failing in school, suicidal, rude, having anal sex, not working in summer, doing drugs. Why do you think this happened to me?

Turned out just like you you should be proud.

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Anonymous wrote:How can I stop smiling? My cheeks hurt. Is there an oral sunblock for gums?

lots of oral sex

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Anonymous wrote:What to do with mail?

Burn it all in a bonfire

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Anonymous wrote:Too many pictures in phone. How to manage?

Upload to a thumb drive and sell pictures to seedy website (especially the nudies)

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Anonymous wrote:My teen is - overweight, failing in school, suicidal, rude, having anal sex, not working in summer, doing drugs. Why do you think this happened to me?

You should be happy - your son has all the prerequisites of being a Republican leader! He’ll go far in life.

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Anonymous wrote:I’m right handed and wish I could be left handed. Advice?

Just chop off your right hand at your wrist. You are now left handed.

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The last two have me giggling.

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Which toilet seat should I buy for my commode?

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Anonymous wrote:Stranded in front of Costco and my car won’t start. Help! What can I do?

Lay down on the sidewalk, have a toddler fit until someone helps.