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[Anonymous]

I’m right handed and wish I could be left handed. Advice?

[Anonymous]

My pinky toe is longer than the rest of my toes, so I don’t wear sandals. Anyone else have this problem?

[Anonymous]

I’ve saved $2000 for college for my 13 yo. She wants to go to Harvard. Have I ruined her chances for a debt free life?

[Anonymous]

Stranded in front of Costco and my car won’t start. Help! What can I do?

[Anonymous]

Found out the guy I was dating was cheating. 800000 missing condoms. I know for a fact we used 3. Any advice? I am forlorn, just devastated I say, devastated.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:How can I use all this leftover Kochujang I have?!

Snort it

Make a face mask. It is fantastic for skin!

[Anonymous]

Where can I learn how to literally do the electric slide? Will it shock me?

[Anonymous]

How can I stop smiling? My cheeks hurt. Is there an oral sunblock for gums?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I need a new career after being a SAHM a long time. What job should I get?

I forgot to add: I need to make 200K with a flexible WFH schedule.

Most firms are looking for someone with years of correcting spelling and grammar of posters on DCUM.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:What to do with mail?

Donate it to homeless shelters and hospitals.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My pinky toe is longer than the rest of my toes, so I don’t wear sandals. Anyone else have this problem?

Have you considered raising the pinky toe when you drink tea?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I need a new career after being a SAHM a long time. What job should I get?

I forgot to add: I need to make 200K with a flexible WFH schedule.

Most firms are looking for someone with years of correcting spelling and grammar of posters on DCUM.

This. I got a white glove firm to offer me $200K with a $50K sign on bonus for reporting posts. Just save your work with screen shots and be ready to share.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Where can I learn how to literally do the electric slide? Will it shock me?

The senior center in Rockville. If you get shocked, that's Jim. He's an old perv. You have to decide if lean into it or pull forward. You only get the chance to decide one time.

[Anonymous]

I am a WOHM. Why do I have to do the SAHM job once I get back home. How to get my lame-o DH to do his part? Why am I still unhappy?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My pinky toe is longer than the rest of my toes, so I don’t wear sandals. Anyone else have this problem?

Have you considered raising the pinky toe when you drink tea?

I find raised pinky fingers offensive, but a raised pinky toe is intriguing to be honest.