How do you get an affair/relationship started with another married person?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:She either is or isn't, S.

Depends on your definition. What skinny is to one person might be chunky to another. Some men prefer a healthy looking woman than a skeleton. Some women prefer a healthy lifestyle than being anorexic.

Fair enough, but one sees many women in other reaches of DCUM claiming that they are "slender," "skinny," "thin," blah, blah, blah.

That is because they are lying, DOMW. They are posting anonymously and no one will ever find out the truth. These are the ones who are 200 pounds.

And you wonder why you are checking for advice in the relationship forum? Start by showing women a little respect and kindness.

[Anonymous]

That post was written by a woman.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:She either is or isn't, S.

Depends on your definition. What skinny is to one person might be chunky to another. Some men prefer a healthy looking woman than a skeleton. Some women prefer a healthy lifestyle than being anorexic.

Fair enough, but one sees many women in other reaches of DCUM claiming that they are "slender," "skinny," "thin," blah, blah, blah.

That is because they are lying, DOMW. They are posting anonymously and no one will ever find out the truth. These are the ones who are 200 pounds.

And you wonder why you are checking for advice in the relationship forum? Start by showing women a little respect and kindness.

Oh, I am sorry! That did sound bad. I am a woman-- not a man asking for advice. I was just trying to explain to DOMV that women never really call themselves slender because they see their own flaws. When he said that women say that they are skinny here all the time, I was trying to explain that they don't really have to be honest here. All of the women on DCUM are self-described 10s and all the men have 10 inch penises.

[Anonymous]

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I have found someone that fits the above criteria but still working on getting him from talking about sex and actually having sex. Right now it would be hard for me to find a close substitute.

So he actually talks about sex but won't do you? That's even more frustrating than my situation.

It's complicated because I am a client, not a coworker. There might be some work rules at play, like literally, don't fuck the clients or you will lose your job.

[Anonymous]

Yeah, there is that thing about clients paying your salaries.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:She either is or isn't, S.

Depends on your definition. What skinny is to one person might be chunky to another. Some men prefer a healthy looking woman than a skeleton. Some women prefer a healthy lifestyle than being anorexic.

Fair enough, but one sees many women in other reaches of DCUM claiming that they are "slender," "skinny," "thin," blah, blah, blah.

That is because they are lying, DOMW. They are posting anonymously and no one will ever find out the truth. These are the ones who are 200 pounds.

And you wonder why you are checking for advice in the relationship forum? Start by showing women a little respect and kindness.

Oh, I am sorry! That did sound bad. I am a woman-- not a man asking for advice. I was just trying to explain to DOMV that women never really call themselves slender because they see their own flaws. When he said that women say that they are skinny here all the time, I was trying to explain that they don't really have to be honest here. All of the women on DCUM are self-described 10s and all the men have 10 inch penises.

Thanks. I didn't lie in my post. I do work out an hour a day and I am mostly vegetarian. I am fit, not 200 lbs. But readers can believe whatever they want.

[Anonymous]

But do you have a 10 inch penis?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:But do you have a 10 inch penis?

No penis. I have a vagina.

[Anonymous]

Is it a 10? I mean, just because overall you are an 8 now, the vagina could still be a 10, right? So, is it?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Is it a 10? I mean, just because overall you are an 8 now, the vagina could still be a 10, right? So, is it?

Just to be clear, how does one rank a vagina?

[Anonymous]

I also think the other Rico's advice would not work for every woman and could enrage some. The secret is to turn the woman off and not give her the impression that she is being pushed aside for another woman. Hints about someone else could bring out the worst in a competitive 7/8 and create a lasting workplace enemy. Her spouse's flaws were the key to getting her. They are also the key to dumping her successfully.

Does the no-longer-adored one resent being married to a man who treats her like his secretary? Ask her to help prepare your travel vouchers, get the coat you left in a meeting room, etc. Does her husband belittle her? Let slip a snide comment or two. Is he stomach-turningly arrogant? You were appealingly humble when you wooed her. Now reveal the "real" you by bragging increasingly. If she is attracted to confident alpha men you should start to show repulsive weakness; find a pretext to cry about her. A woman having an affair wants an escape from the problems at home, not a chance to relive them at work.

I concur that if she thinks you sent her packing you have not ended the affair successfully.

[Anonymous]

What about your wife Rico? Are you still married? Can you keep up the same tactics w her? Has she ever caught you?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:What about your wife Rico? Are you still married? Can you keep up the same tactics w her? Has she ever caught you?

Rico doesn't use those same tactics with his wife. He has different uses for her and different methods. I'm sure he can manipulate her into doing whatever he wants.

[Anonymous]

Would it disappoint you to learn that I am actually a married woman who has never seduced anyone? I dropped a broad hint very early on but was quite amused when PPs took it for granted that I was a man.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Would it disappoint you to learn that I am actually a married woman who has never seduced anyone? I dropped a broad hint very early on but was quite amused when PPs took it for granted that I was a man.

But that makes you a traitor! How can you give men an instruction manual on how to be evil? I should have known. Even a sociopath wouldn't have known so much about women.