I haven't heard from my boyfriend since Friday night

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Here's how this "story" is going to end: the cops will report back that the boyfriend is at home, sitting on his couch. My advice to you, OP, is to come up with a better ending for this piece of performance art.

OP here: Once I hear back from the police which will hopefully be soon, I'll update and that's that. Thread should be locked or deleted after that as I have no interest in taking this any further once I find out if he's been home this whole time or is indeed missing.

Yes, because some of us have realized you're full of shit.

[Anonymous]

I put in my two weeks notice at work this morning...for a new job, not because I'm so obsessed with this thread. Now, though, I can read guilt free all day. What are they going to do? Fire me!?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:But do we even know if the guy is alive?

I'm waiting for state police to call me back

Why would they call you, a non-relative, and not the uncle? Why didn't HE call? He's the family member, not you.

Probably because I'm the only one he's talked to in the last damn 2 years

You said you met the uncle. Fix that plot point, hon.

She met a different uncle.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:But do we even know if the guy is alive?

It doesn't seem to matter now. It's over.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Here's how this "story" is going to end: the cops will report back that the boyfriend is at home, sitting on his couch. My advice to you, OP, is to come up with a better ending for this piece of performance art.

OP here: Once I hear back from the police which will hopefully be soon, I'll update and that's that. Thread should be locked or deleted after that as I have no interest in taking this any further once I find out if he's been home this whole time or is indeed missing.

Yes, because some of us have realized you're full of shit.

OP here: & those "some of you" are complete idiots. I WISH I could say "this was all one big lie" but I can't because welcome to my life!!!!! Funny thing is I sent this link to my best friend who's been slowly reading along since yesteday morning and she also said how "wish you could just say this was a lie but unfortunately this is actually real life for you right now"

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Here's how this "story" is going to end: the cops will report back that the boyfriend is at home, sitting on his couch. My advice to you, OP, is to come up with a better ending for this piece of performance art.

Would be much better if they report back that while his truck is there, he is NOWHERE TO BE SEEN!

It's only Wednesday.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Here's how this "story" is going to end: the cops will report back that the boyfriend is at home, sitting on his couch. My advice to you, OP, is to come up with a better ending for this piece of performance art.

OP here: Once I hear back from the police which will hopefully be soon, I'll update and that's that. Thread should be locked or deleted after that as I have no interest in taking this any further once I find out if he's been home this whole time or is indeed missing.

Yes, because some of us have realized you're full of shit.

Full of shit or not, are you not entertained? I am.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:But do we even know if the guy is alive?

I'm waiting for state police to call me back

Why would they call you, a non-relative, and not the uncle? Why didn't HE call? He's the family member, not you.

Probably because I'm the only one he's talked to in the last damn 2 years

You said you met the uncle. Fix that plot point, hon.

She met a different uncle.

Oh, FFS. Then why didn't she get in touch with THAT one?

[jsteele]

OP, can you call Uncle J back and convince him to do an AMA thread? We'll need something to do after the police call you back.

[Anonymous]

Honestly, I've lost like a day of work to this, I am not stopping at this point.

I appreciate the fact that OP is keeping us updated.

Thanks, OP and ignore the jerks. They're just mad it didn't turn out the way they wanted it to or something.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Here's how this "story" is going to end: the cops will report back that the boyfriend is at home, sitting on his couch. My advice to you, OP, is to come up with a better ending for this piece of performance art.

OP here: Once I hear back from the police which will hopefully be soon, I'll update and that's that. Thread should be locked or deleted after that as I have no interest in taking this any further once I find out if he's been home this whole time or is indeed missing.

Yes, because some of us have realized you're full of shit.

OP here: & those "some of you" are complete idiots. I WISH I could say "this was all one big lie" but I can't because welcome to my life!!!!! Funny thing is I sent this link to my best friend who's been slowly reading along since yesteday morning and she also said how "wish you could just say this was a lie but unfortunately this is actually real life for you right now"

Hopefully the sheriff calls you back soon and you can close the door on this.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Here's how this "story" is going to end: the cops will report back that the boyfriend is at home, sitting on his couch. My advice to you, OP, is to come up with a better ending for this piece of performance art.

OP here: Once I hear back from the police which will hopefully be soon, I'll update and that's that. Thread should be locked or deleted after that as I have no interest in taking this any further once I find out if he's been home this whole time or is indeed missing.

Yes, because some of us have realized you're full of shit.

OP here: & those "some of you" are complete idiots. I WISH I could say "this was all one big lie" but I can't because welcome to my life!!!!! Funny thing is I sent this link to my best friend who's been slowly reading along since yesteday morning and she also said how "wish you could just say this was a lie but unfortunately this is actually real life for you right now"

I really wish I had that Rodney Dangerfield gif of him motioning "okay" because that's the only thing that's appropriate.

[Anonymous]

jsteele wrote:OP, can you call Uncle J back and convince him to do an AMA thread? We'll need something to do after the police call you back.

Lol!!

[Anonymous]

jsteele wrote:OP, can you call Uncle J back and convince him to do an AMA thread? We'll need something to do after the police call you back.

Brilliant!

[Anonymous]

jsteele wrote:OP, can you call Uncle J back and convince him to do an AMA thread? We'll need something to do after the police call you back.

OP here: He honestly was too nice and sweet on the phone. I don't want to put him at risk of being attacked by the assh**** on this forum.