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Anonymous wrote:I want to make time for my friends but have no energy for it right now. What should I say to them?

"You matter to me, but I just can't be bothered."

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I haven’t slept with my husband in 12 years bc I am too tired. He just told me that he wants to get a divorce. I’m shocked and devastated. What should I do.

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Anonymous wrote:I haven’t slept with my husband in 12 years bc I am too tired. He just told me that he wants to get a divorce. I’m shocked and devastated. What should I do.

Give him the divorce and sleep with his friend

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Anonymous wrote:I haven’t slept with my husband in 12 years bc I am too tired. He just told me that he wants to get a divorce. I’m shocked and devastated. What should I do.

take a nap

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Anonymous wrote:What's the best way for an introvert to make friends?

Stare at people in the park

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Anonymous wrote:I haven’t slept with my husband in 12 years bc I am too tired. He just told me that he wants to get a divorce. I’m shocked and devastated. What should I do.

See the advice up-thread about how to make new friends.

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Anonymous wrote:What's the best way for an introvert to make friends?

Stare at people in the park

perched in a tree with binoculars

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Anonymous wrote:I haven’t slept with my husband in 12 years bc I am too tired. He just told me that he wants to get a divorce. I’m shocked and devastated. What should I do.

Panic. Collect all the spare change and gift cards lying around. Clean the toilet with his toothbrush. Be your own lawyer. Then fantasize about becoming a cougar.

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Anonymous wrote:I haven’t slept with my husband in 12 years bc I am too tired. He just told me that he wants to get a divorce. I’m shocked and devastated. What should I do.

accuse him of cheating and open the marriage

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I spend too much time on DCUM reading threads like this. Although I must say this is my favorite thread in a long time. But how do I break free?

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Anonymous wrote:I spend too much time on DCUM reading threads like this. Although I must say this is my favorite thread in a long time. But how do I break free?

Listen to Queen

https://youtu.be/W5ES6jJ7zOA

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Anonymous wrote:I need a new career after being a SAHM a long time. What job should I get?

I forgot to add: I need to make 200K with a flexible WFH schedule.

Definitely Mary Kay.

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Anonymous wrote:Should I rent or buy a home?

Neither. Save money and crash on couches or just walk the earth. Shower at the bath house on canal street in Georgetown.

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Anonymous wrote:My DH is avg down there. How can I get him to understand that once a month I need to sleep with my ex BF who is well endowed?

Peg him then let your ex bf peg him. Let Pegasus watch.

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Anonymous wrote:What's the best way for an introvert to make friends?

I'm sure you've heard good advice such as:
"Be open and honest."
"Be yourself."
"Put yourself out there."
So just to be crystal clear about how to act on all that good advice, you should go up to random people and say, " Hi there, I'm an introvert and I really want to be your friend. So, go ahead and do what friends do. And make it quick. Because I need lots of friends. So let's just get on with it."

+2 but blast maroon 5 on your cell and whisper “say say say hey hey now baby” + moonwalk around them while you wait for their response
If you can’t moonwalk, robot 🤖