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[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:My toenails are very long, but I saw the thread about clipping them because long toenails are gross. Even though I can climb trees with them.

anywayS, what do I do with the clippings?

Save them in a jar. Put them on my doorstep. I need them for my spell tomorrow

But if they’re my toenails should I be concerned about personal harm? What about infant toenail clippings and loose teeth? Not my child’s, a student’s. Maybe use those instead?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My toenails are very long, but I saw the thread about clipping them because long toenails are gross. Even though I can climb trees with them.

anywayS, what do I do with the clippings?

Teacher gifts. But only the primary teachers, and don’t contribute to the class gift.

Wait, you already have student clippings?! How?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I haven’t slept with my husband in 12 years bc I am too tired. He just told me that he wants to get a divorce. I’m shocked and devastated. What should I do.

take a nap

No. Don’t do this. Then you’ll start dreaming.
You must have followed the how can I stop dreaming advice. The edibles make you fat. I’m gonna try the donut thing.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:For all questions, the answer is clearly “Put on your big girl panties.” Fashion forum, relationship forum, health forum, explicit forum. It works for everything.

However, OP left out some specific detail in her abbreviated description of her life/scenario on this anonymous forum, so I call troll and am reporting this thread.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:For all questions, the answer is clearly “Put on your big girl panties.” Fashion forum, relationship forum, health forum, explicit forum. It works for everything.

However, OP left out some specific detail in her abbreviated description of her life/scenario on this anonymous forum, so I call troll and am reporting this thread.

Big girl panties is clearly an outdated look. I’d expect nothing less from a fashion backwater like the DMV

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I need a new career after being a SAHM a long time. What job should I get?

Run for Senate

But I was a biology major. Any workarounds to win a seat?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:How should I organize my spices?

Put them all together and call it allspice.

😎

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:How can I manage the number of cubes my ice cube maker puts out?

Use a tray instead of the ice maker.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:How do I train my 3 kittens?

Get a fourth kitten who’s a dominatrix.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:For all questions, the answer is clearly “Put on your big girl panties.” Fashion forum, relationship forum, health forum, explicit forum. It works for everything.

However, OP left out some specific detail in her abbreviated description of her life/scenario on this anonymous forum, so I call troll and am reporting this thread.

Big girl panties is clearly an outdated look. I’d expect nothing less from a fashion backwater like the DMV

As long as they are period panties, I don’t care.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I haven’t slept with my husband in 12 years bc I am too tired. He just told me that he wants to get a divorce. I’m shocked and devastated. What should I do.

take a nap

No. Don’t do this. Then you’ll start dreaming.
You must have followed the how can I stop dreaming advice. The edibles make you fat. I’m gonna try the donut thing.

Eat donuts and put him in charge of all childcare.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I need a new career after being a SAHM a long time. What job should I get?

I forgot to add: I need to make 200K with a flexible WFH schedule.

If you only make 200k, you can’t afford to live in Arlington. You should just become a biglaw partner like everyone else. Stop being picky.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:What do I say when I answer my phone and someone calls? Used to texting. Halp

I don’t need an extended car warranty

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I spend too much time on DCUM reading threads like this. Although I must say this is my favorite thread in a long time. But how do I break free?

Donuts

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I need a new career after being a SAHM a long time. What job should I get?

I forgot to add: I need to make 200K with a flexible WFH schedule.

Definitely Mary Kay.

But if you want to make $400-$500k, sell BeachBody