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[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:What's the best way for an introvert to make friends?

Take photos of strangers and tell them you are a model scout. Alternatively, offer drugs. Adderall is pretty well received.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:What do I say when I answer my phone and someone calls? Used to texting. Halp

Seriously, who calls anymore? If they don't know to text, then don't answer.

Incorrect. You say, "yes I'd like to extend my car warranty, thank you!"

You are incorrect. OP: Order a pizza.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:What do I say when I answer my phone and someone calls? Used to texting. Halp

Seriously, who calls anymore? If they don't know to text, then don't answer.

Incorrect. You say, "yes I'd like to extend my car warranty, thank you!"

You are incorrect. OP: Order a pizza.

But only if you are an introvert.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:What's the best way for an introvert to make friends?

Take photos of strangers and tell them you are a model scout. Alternatively, offer drugs. Adderall is pretty well received.

No silly.
Become friends with their friends

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:What do I say when I answer my phone and someone calls? Used to texting. Halp

Seriously, who calls anymore? If they don't know to text, then don't answer.

Incorrect. You say, "yes I'd like to extend my car warranty, thank you!"

You are incorrect. OP: Order a pizza.

But only if you are an introvert.

Agreed. An introvert with a kid who sneaks out with donuts around his ankles on his way to get electroshock therapy.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:What's the best way for an introvert to make friends?

Take photos of strangers and tell them you are a model scout. Alternatively, offer drugs. Adderall is pretty well received.

No silly.
Become friends with their friends

on social media for proper stalking, errr I mean talking

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My toenails are very long, but I saw the thread about clipping them because long toenails are gross. Even though I can climb trees with them.

anywayS, what do I do with the clippings?

Save them in a jar. Put them on my doorstep. I need them for my spell tomorrow

[Anonymous]

For all questions, the answer is clearly “Put on your big girl panties.” Fashion forum, relationship forum, health forum, explicit forum. It works for everything.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My toenails are very long, but I saw the thread about clipping them because long toenails are gross. Even though I can climb trees with them.

anywayS, what do I do with the clippings?

Teacher gifts. But only the primary teachers, and don’t contribute to the class gift.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:How do you put your dish detergent in the dishwasher?

naked. It might accidently ruin your clothes.

Plus put all the detergent in at once. Then you don’t have to fill it each time. Easy time saver and you don’t need extra room for storage

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:For all questions, the answer is clearly “Put on your big girl panties.” Fashion forum, relationship forum, health forum, explicit forum. It works for everything.

fashion advice: too frumpy

instead: pull up your big girl thong

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:What's the best way for an introvert to make friends?

Take photos of strangers and tell them you are a model scout. Alternatively, offer drugs. Adderall is pretty well received.

No silly.
Become friends with their friends

on social media for proper stalking, errr I mean talking

[Anonymous]

I want to make time for my friends but have no energy for it right now. What should I say to them?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I want to make time for my friends but have no energy for it right now. What should I say to them?

Bring the coke and we will hang

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I want to make time for my friends but have no energy for it right now. What should I say to them?

Bring the coke and we will hang