I worked as a stripper at Camelot in DC 2 summers in a row when I was home from school. I can PROMISE you that he did not just get a hickey. His ass would have been thrown out so fucking fast had he so much of touched a girl. Now quite a few strippers also prostitute themselves after their shift is over to paying customers. This is a reality. The OPs DH is either having an affair, had a one night stand, or paid a hooker.
Most of the customers looking for a happy ending are married men. They are pretty disgusting to a 18-22 year old girl, but some of these broken girls are in a very dark place willing to finish the job for the right price, but that type of " work" is done outside of the club. Good news for the OP, is that if the DH was at a good club with hot girls, then protection was probably required by the prostitute. |
Good news, indeed. |
No, no! The dh is most likely a hottie. The strippers were all over him. I agree with the pp, dh is telling the truth. You all just do not get out enough. |
Ooooooo, OP. sad. Even if your husband's story is somehow true -- however implausible, because it is indeed, flimsy (like, where did this alleged making out take place? In front of the buddy? Classy all the way.) -- if there was a hickey it is beyond clear that there was sex. This is not 8th grade. If she was sucking on his neck, I'm going to assume clothes were off. |
If this happened in Baltimore on the block, it may be more believable. But the girl was not a stripper, she was a whore. In Baltimore, some of the "strip clubs" are really brothels.
With that said, it would be bad for business for a working girl to leave a mark like a hickey. My guess is a random girl in a bar, friend saw what was happening and pulled him out. FWIW, that almost happened to me at my bachelor party 15 years ago. I was really drunk, and a girl was hitting on me. I was responding. My friends took me away before it went beyond flirting. |
Or the husband has a girlfriend who is tired of hiding their "love." To force his wife to kick him out, and thus increase her chances, she gave him a hickey. Friend has agreed to cover for the husband. |
In DC you cant touch the strippers (for the most part).
In Maryland, depending on the club, you can touch, finger, ass smack etc etc. Regardless of all that, I again go back and say that a stripper will not give you a hickey. Who asks for that from a stripper? Also a stripper doesnt volunteer hickeys to customers. This isnt high school. |
Apparently next time she will need to leave her thong around his neck. |
What??!!!!!! Are you serious????? |
Which ones? And as you list them please rate them based on hotness on a scale of 1 to 5, with 1 being *Not even with someone else's penis* to *Makes Charlize Theron look like a hag*. |
Hot. Does your DH know? |
We can all guess what actually happened. No one knows besides OP's husband and friend/friends. The one thing that is clear is that there is more to this story. The story she was told either omitted a lot or was totally made up. Good luck OP. |
Yes, he knows, I'm not ashamed of myself. We went to college in Virginia together. We did not start dating until a few years after we graduated. |
Strippers don't put hickeys on customers. They are not in the business of burning the men who give them money. |
Could the stripper union sue the husband for defamation? |