Husband received hickey from stripper

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:a lot of you "never been to a strip club and basing all my views on what i see and hear on tv" mother fuckers just need to shut up with what you think.

this isnt striptease.

if you never been to a noody bar and/or using knowledge obtained by your sensationalized story telling friend, go sit in the corner.

the only thing you are right about is that strippers dont give hickeys. all this other shit you talking about damn near makes no sense.

Again, this time in English.

you got what i said and you looking for entertainment.

first line: if you have never been to a strip club, refrain from opining on the issue of what goes on in that establishment.
line two: we are not discussing the movie striptease which you are probably using as your frame of reference to make your points
line three: the only accurate statement you are making is that strippers dont give hickeys. everything else you are saying is based on your friends account of what they have seen at a strip club and even that story could be exaggerated.

have i proven to you that i can write english mother fucker or did i not put a period or comma somewhere that your extra special smart ass wants to point out?

Once More, with Feeling!

LOL

[Anonymous]

I couldn't resists the urge to not post. My google search lead me here. What was that google search you might ask? "stripper gave me a hickey". I read through this post and got a real hoot out of what the women were saying.

Fact of the matter is that strippers, do indeed leave hickeys. I am walking proof of this. See what you guys forget to realize is that dancers, well they are human too and they are attracted to some people, shocking right? If you're a good looking guy that goes to a strip club chances of you getting a number from a stripper and being hit on is very high.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I couldn't resists the urge to not post. My google search lead me here. What was that google search you might ask? "stripper gave me a hickey". I read through this post and got a real hoot out of what the women were saying.

Fact of the matter is that strippers, do indeed leave hickeys. I am walking proof of this. See what you guys forget to realize is that dancers, well they are human too and they are attracted to some people, shocking right? If you're a good looking guy that goes to a strip club chances of you getting a number from a stripper and being hit on is very high.

I think this rings true. The sex workers do get attracted to good looking guys and will do a little more than with other clients, I have heard 4 stories of - lap dances, bachelor parties, happy ending massages - going further than what was paid for - because these were nice looking, clean cut, young and slightly shy/apprehensive guys.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I couldn't resists the urge to not post. My google search lead me here. What was that google search you might ask? "stripper gave me a hickey". I read through this post and got a real hoot out of what the women were saying.

Fact of the matter is that strippers, do indeed leave hickeys. I am walking proof of this. See what you guys forget to realize is that dancers, well they are human too and they are attracted to some people, shocking right? If you're a good looking guy that goes to a strip club chances of you getting a number from a stripper and being hit on is very high.

I think this rings true. The sex workers do get attracted to good looking guys and will do a little more than with other clients, I have heard 4 stories of - lap dances, bachelor parties, happy ending massages - going further than what was paid for - because these were nice looking, clean cut, young and slightly shy/apprehensive guys.

This isn't Love, Actually...let go of the fantasy and live in the real world, boys.

[Anonymous]

This thread is as juicy as the thread where the wife found a random massage receipt and was in total denial about cheating. If they didn't suspect anything they wouldn't have posted and they chicken out when the get confirmation.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Agreed, strippers don't give hickeys onstage. I think they are not allowed to, anyway. This smells fishy. I am sorry but all signs point to affair or at the very least a one-time tryst. He could be lying about the blacking out and had maybe just turned off his phone.

+1

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I couldn't resists the urge to not post. My google search lead me here. What was that google search you might ask? "stripper gave me a hickey". I read through this post and got a real hoot out of what the women were saying.

Fact of the matter is that strippers, do indeed leave hickeys. I am walking proof of this. See what you guys forget to realize is that dancers, well they are human too and they are attracted to some people, shocking right? If you're a good looking guy that goes to a strip club chances of you getting a number from a stripper and being hit on is very high.

I think this rings true. The sex workers do get attracted to good looking guys and will do a little more than with other clients, I have heard 4 stories of - lap dances, bachelor parties, happy ending massages - going further than what was paid for - because these were nice looking, clean cut, young and slightly shy/apprehensive guys.

What those posters say above is true. My DH is that type of guy -- very good looking, clean cut, young and slightly shy... and lo and behold...he dated a stripper for 6-8 months before me....and yes, he met her at the strip club. So it is possible he got the hickey from the stripper...but the possibility that he is cheating with a non-stripper is very real as well....

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:a lot of you "never been to a strip club and basing all my views on what i see and hear on tv" mother fuckers just need to shut up with what you think.

this isnt striptease.

if you never been to a noody bar and/or using knowledge obtained by your sensationalized story telling friend, go sit in the corner.

the only thing you are right about is that strippers dont give hickeys. all this other shit you talking about damn near makes no sense.


Again, this time in English.


you got what i said and you looking for entertainment.

first line: if you have never been to a strip club, refrain from opining on the issue of what goes on in that establishment.
line two: we are not discussing the movie striptease which you are probably using as your frame of reference to make your points
line three: the only accurate statement you are making is that strippers dont give hickeys. everything else you are saying is based on your friends account of what they have seen at a strip club and even that story could be exaggerated.

have i proven to you that i can write english mother fucker or did i not put a period or comma somewhere that your extra special smart ass wants to point out?

"Motherfucker" is one word, motherfucker.

[Anonymous]

he is cheating. This happened to me also, exactly same thing. Husband said it was stripper. Admitted years later after divorce from another cheat that the hickey was from a one night stand. Gross. Leave him now.

[Anonymous]

I've known guys who've gotten head in strip clubs before but NEVER met a guy who got a hickey.

If OP buy's this crap she is an idiot

[Anonymous]

Cheating with a non-stripper.

[Anonymous]

Men tend to be drunk when they go to strip clubs. Alcohol thins your blood, meaning only a tiny bit of sucking can leave a big ass hickey. A lap dance, with a bit of neck chewing on a drunk dude can leave a massive hickey. Just saying....

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Men tend to be drunk when they go to strip clubs. Alcohol thins your blood, meaning only a tiny bit of sucking can leave a big ass hickey. A lap dance, with a bit of neck chewing on a drunk dude can leave a massive hickey. Just saying....

Sounds like you've been down this road of excuses before.

What about white crust on your penis, is that from after eating a doughnut (heard that on the Maury show)

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Men tend to be drunk when they go to strip clubs. Alcohol thins your blood, meaning only a tiny bit of sucking can leave a big ass hickey. A lap dance, with a bit of neck chewing on a drunk dude can leave a massive hickey. Just saying....

Sounds like you've been down this road of excuses before.

What about white crust on your penis, is that from after eating a doughnut (heard that on the Maury show)

OMG, I just snorted.. HAHHAHAHA!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:This thread is as juicy as the thread where the wife found a random massage receipt and was in total denial about cheating. If they didn't suspect anything they wouldn't have posted and they chicken out when the get confirmation.

That thread was not juicy. It was sad. And people were nasty to the OP. As I recall.