Husband received hickey from stripper

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I worked as a stripper at Camelot in DC 2 summers in a row when I was home from school. I can PROMISE you that he did not just get a hickey. His ass would have been thrown out so fucking fast had he so much of touched a girl. Now quite a few strippers also prostitute themselves after their shift is over to paying customers. This is a reality. The OPs DH is either having an affair, had a one night stand, or paid a hooker.

Most of the customers looking for a happy ending are married men. They are pretty disgusting to a 18-22 year old girl, but some of these broken girls are in a very dark place willing to finish the job for the right price, but that type of " work" is done outside of the club.

Good news for the OP, is that if the DH was at a good club with hot girls, then protection was probably required by the prostitute.

Hot. Does your DH know?

Yes, he knows, I'm not ashamed of myself. We went to college in Virginia together. We did not start dating until a few years after we graduated.

I'm sure that will make for a good story at your eulogy as your children discuss how proud they are of their mother.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'm sure that will make for a good story at your eulogy as your children discuss how proud they are of their mother.

Not the PP, but I am sure that tales of your saintly life will consume all discretionary eulogy discussions for generations to come.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:In DC you cant touch the strippers (for the most part).

In Maryland, depending on the club, you can touch, finger, ass smack etc etc.

Regardless of all that, I again go back and say that a stripper will not give you a hickey. Who asks for that from a stripper? Also a stripper doesnt volunteer hickeys to customers.

This isnt high school.

What??!!!!!! Are you serious?????

yes and its part of the lap dance and not "extra".

you got to know how to get away with it without getting caught by the bouncer. plus you need to make sure the stripper is open to it cause she can get you kicked out.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'm sure that will make for a good story at your eulogy as your children discuss how proud they are of their mother.

So you and the people you know are so boring that at funerals, the surviving family members talk about their dead loved ones' college jobs?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I'm sure that will make for a good story at your eulogy as your children discuss how proud they are of their mother.

So you and the people you know are so boring that at funerals, the surviving family members talk about their dead loved ones' college jobs?

+1

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I'm sure that will make for a good story at your eulogy as your children discuss how proud they are of their mother.

So you and the people you know are so boring that at funerals, the surviving family members talk about their dead loved ones' college jobs?

It ain't waitressing at Applebee's now, is it?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I'm sure that will make for a good story at your eulogy as your children discuss how proud they are of their mother.

So you and the people you know are so boring that at funerals, the surviving family members talk about their dead loved ones' college jobs?

It ain't waitressing at Applebee's now, is it?

Geez, I would hope its not as degrading as Applebees...

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I worked as a stripper at Camelot in DC 2 summers in a row when I was home from school. I can PROMISE you that he did not just get a hickey. His ass would have been thrown out so fucking fast had he so much of touched a girl. Now quite a few strippers also prostitute themselves after their shift is over to paying customers. This is a reality. The OPs DH is either having an affair, had a one night stand, or paid a hooker.

Most of the customers looking for a happy ending are married men. They are pretty disgusting to a 18-22 year old girl, but some of these broken girls are in a very dark place willing to finish the job for the right price, but that type of " work" is done outside of the club.

Good news for the OP, is that if the DH was at a good club with hot girls, then protection was probably required by the prostitute.

Hot. Does your DH know?

Yes, he knows, I'm not ashamed of myself. We went to college in Virginia together. We did not start dating until a few years after we graduated.

I'm sure that will make for a good story at your eulogy as your children discuss how proud they are of their mother.

Wow! Why do you feel the need to be judgemental? She did not hurt anyone, nor was she rude on this board, why would you go off topic to be a d!ck? She's
probably really hot, smart and less randomly bitter than you.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:If this happened in Baltimore on the block, it may be more believable. But the girl was not a stripper, she was a whore. In Baltimore, some of the "strip clubs" are really brothels.

With that said, it would be bad for business for a working girl to leave a mark like a hickey.

My guess is a random girl in a bar, friend saw what was happening and pulled him out.

FWIW, that almost happened to me at my bachelor party 15 years ago. I was really drunk, and a girl was hitting on me. I was responding. My friends took me away before it went beyond flirting.

Or the husband has a girlfriend who is tired of hiding their "love." To force his wife to kick him out, and thus increase her chances, she gave him a hickey. Friend has agreed to cover for the husband.

Yeah, this was my thought too. Who leaves hickeys after freshman year of college, anyway? It sounds deliberate to me, and a stripper wouldn't have the motive. Neither would a hooker. I think it's a girlfriend. I'm sorry, OP, I wish you the best.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Op is a troll. Where is she??

I suppose you're the same piece of work who accuses every OP on DCUM of being a troll if they don't come back and satisfy your grotesque curiosity about how bad things turned out for them. Like by accusing them of being a troll they'll actually care about your accusation and come out of the woodwork to give you the answers you so desperately seek. You aren't owed that. It isn't part of the deal. Just stay off these threads since you turn everyone else's problems into your own drama. Everyone who doesn't give you what you want must be a liar, right? Wrong. They just have -- unlike you -- bigger priorities in life than DCUM, and stopped reading the replies because of people like you responding to their posts by calling them stupid, blind, gullible, and eventually trolls. It isn't healthy to love living through others' misery. Grow up. This isn't about you.

[Anonymous]

^^ HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! Someone who writes a response that long doesn't have much of a life either!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I worked as a stripper at Camelot in DC 2 summers in a row when I was home from school. I can PROMISE you that he did not just get a hickey. His ass would have been thrown out so fucking fast had he so much of touched a girl. Now quite a few strippers also prostitute themselves after their shift is over to paying customers. This is a reality. The OPs DH is either having an affair, had a one night stand, or paid a hooker.

Most of the customers looking for a happy ending are married men. They are pretty disgusting to a 18-22 year old girl, but some of these broken girls are in a very dark place willing to finish the job for the right price, but that type of " work" is done outside of the club.

Good news for the OP, is that if the DH was at a good club with hot girls, then protection was probably required by the prostitute.

Hot. Does your DH know?

Yes, he knows, I'm not ashamed of myself. We went to college in Virginia together. We did not start dating until a few years after we graduated.

I'm sure that will make for a good story at your eulogy as your children discuss how proud they are of their mother.

Wow! Why do you feel the need to be judgemental? She did not hurt anyone, nor was she rude on this board, why would you go off topic to be a d!ck? She's
probably really hot, smart and less randomly bitter than you.

Personally, I feel the ex-stripper's DH is a lucky guy.

[Anonymous]

Strippers and prostitutes DO NOT leave hickies. Period. They also do not wear perfume or scented products of any sort. Why? It will kill your source of income when they are found by the spouse or girlfriend. This is ground rule number one.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I worked as a stripper at Camelot in DC 2 summers in a row when I was home from school. I can PROMISE you that he did not just get a hickey. His ass would have been thrown out so fucking fast had he so much of touched a girl. Now quite a few strippers also prostitute themselves after their shift is over to paying customers. This is a reality. The OPs DH is either having an affair, had a one night stand, or paid a hooker.

Most of the customers looking for a happy ending are married men. They are pretty disgusting to a 18-22 year old girl, but some of these broken girls are in a very dark place willing to finish the job for the right price, but that type of " work" is done outside of the club.

Good news for the OP, is that if the DH was at a good club with hot girls, then protection was probably required by the prostitute.

Hot. Does your DH know?

Yes, he knows, I'm not ashamed of myself. We went to college in Virginia together. We did not start dating until a few years after we graduated.

I'm sure that will make for a good story at your eulogy as your children discuss how proud they are of their mother.

Wow! Why do you feel the need to be judgemental? She did not hurt anyone, nor was she rude on this board, why would you go off topic to be a d!ck? She's
probably really hot, smart and less randomly bitter than you.

Harlot of Camelot here. Thanks for sticking up for me, but lucky for me I know that the sum of my person is not simply a measurement of being a stripper for two summers in a row, my depth of thought is a bit deeper that the previous hater. To be honest, if given the chance to live my life again, I would do it all over again.


As far as being remembered in death, if someone wants to remember me for my 6 month "career" as a stripper, so be it. It could be worse, I could be remembered the same as Joe Paterno, John Edwards, or Bernie Madoff.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I worked as a stripper at Camelot in DC 2 summers in a row when I was home from school. I can PROMISE you that he did not just get a hickey. His ass would have been thrown out so fucking fast had he so much of touched a girl. Now quite a few strippers also prostitute themselves after their shift is over to paying customers. This is a reality. The OPs DH is either having an affair, had a one night stand, or paid a hooker.

Most of the customers looking for a happy ending are married men. They are pretty disgusting to a 18-22 year old girl, but some of these broken girls are in a very dark place willing to finish the job for the right price, but that type of " work" is done outside of the club.

Good news for the OP, is that if the DH was at a good club with hot girls, then protection was probably required by the prostitute.

Hot. Does your DH know?

Yes, he knows, I'm not ashamed of myself. We went to college in Virginia together. We did not start dating until a few years after we graduated.

I'm sure that will make for a good story at your eulogy as your children discuss how proud they are of their mother.

Wow! Why do you feel the need to be judgemental? She did not hurt anyone, nor was she rude on this board, why would you go off topic to be a d!ck? She's
probably really hot, smart and less randomly bitter than you.

Harlot of Camelot here. Thanks for sticking up for me, but lucky for me I know that the sum of my person is not simply a measurement of being a stripper for two summers in a row, my depth of thought is a bit deeper that the previous hater. To be honest, if given the chance to live my life again, I would do it all over again.


As far as being remembered in death, if someone wants to remember me for my 6 month "career" as a stripper, so be it. It could be worse, I could be remembered the same as Joe Paterno, John Edwards, or Bernie Madoff.

Gurl. I wish I had had the balls or I guess ta tas to shake my money maker in school. Now they are sagging and I have 160 k in loans.