Cringiest song lyrics of all time
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Anonymous
It's supposed to be a song about a stalker. Sting has pointed out multiple times that he doesn't get why couples use that song for weddings. It's not supposed to be romantic. |
Anonymous
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“I remember all my life
Raining down as cold as ice Shadows of a man A face through a window Crying in the night The night goes into Morning, just another day Happy people pass my way Looking in their eyes I see a memory I never realized How happy you made me Oh, Mandy Well, you came and you gave without taking But I sent you away Oh, Mandy Well, you kissed me and stopped me from shaking And I need you today Oh, Mandy” |
Anonymous
Isn't this about his dog? If so, it makes more sense. 
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Anonymous
I feel second-hand embarrassment when I hear this song. |
Anonymous
Horrible song! Plus the part where they talk some of the lyrics. |
Anonymous
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“The party was jumpin'
When Bertha got off o' her stump, The whistles were blowin' And everybody did the bump But all the time bertha Had been workin' on her goodie Now folks call it "the Bertha Butt boogie" When Bertha Butt did her goodie She started the Bertha Butt boogie No question When bertha got movin' Her hips were hummin' in the wind, The ground started shakin' No grass grew where she'd been! The music was poppin', The crowd had formed a ring, Her sisters yelled, "boogie, bertha, do your thing!" |
Anonymous
u Haha, if true! |
Anonymous
Me too!! I’d like to go back and slap my 17 year old self on the back of the head for listening to this crap. |
Anonymous
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Well, I was drunk the day my mom got out of prison
And I went to pick her up in the rain But before I could get to the station in my pickup truck She got run over by a damned old train |
Anonymous
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Yes, there were times, I'm sure you knew,
When I bit off more than I could chew. But through it all, when there was doubt, I ate it up, and spat it out - My Way |
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It was not until I was older until I realized what Def Leppard was saying in “Pour Some Sugar on Me.”
You got the peaches, I got the cream Sweet to taste, saccharine Cause I'm hot (hot), so hot, sticky sweet From my head, (head, head), my head to my feet Do you take sugar? One lump or two? |
Anonymous
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Now watch me whip, whip
Watch me nae nae |
Anonymous
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Someone left my cake out in the rain
It took so long to bake it I WILL NEVER HAVE THE RECIPE AGAIN oh no! |
Anonymous
Bump! Bump! Bubbabump! Baaaa Bump! Bump! Bubbabump!! 
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Anonymous
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This brother told me a secret on how to get more chicks
Put a little Medina in your glass, and the girls will come real quick It's better than any alcohol or aphrodisiac A couple of sips of this love potion, and she'll be on your lap So I gave some to my dog when he began to beg Then he licked his bowl and he looked at me And did the wild thing on my leg He used to scratch and bite me, before he was much, much meaner But now all the poodles run to my house for the funky cold medina You know what I'm sayin' I got every dog in my neighborhood breakin' down my door I got Spuds McKenzie Alex from Stroh's They won't leave my dog alone with that medina, pal I went up to this girl, she said, hi, my name is Sheena I thought she'd be good to go with a little funky cold medina She said, I'd like a drink, I said, okay, I'll go get it Then a couple sips she cold licked her lips Then I knew that she was with it So I took her to my crib, and everything went well as planned But when she got undressed, it was a big old mess, Sheena was a man So I threw him out, I don't fool around with no Oscar Meyer wiener You must be sure that the girl is pure for the funky cold medina |