Cringiest song lyrics of all time

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:A few stolen moments, is all that we shared
You've got your family, and they need you there
Though I try to resist, being last on your list
But no other man's gonna do
So I'm saving all my love for you

It's not very easy living all alone
My friends try and tell me find a man of my own
But each time I try, I just break down and cry
'Cause I'd rather be home feeling blue
So I'm saving all my love for you

You used to tell me we'd run away together
Love gives you the right to be free
You said, "Be patient, just wait a little longer."
But that's just an old fantasy

ewww. That reminds me of Part Time Lover or Nobody by Sylvia.
Was everyone just gross and cheating in the 80s?

Well, your nobody called today
She hung up when I asked her name
Well, I wonder
Does she think shes being clever?

You say nobody's after you
The fact is what you say is true
But I can love you like nobody can even better

Loved the ending:

“We came back home
Got ready for bed
I said to myself I've got one shot left
You're still mine
And I won't stand in line behind nobody
Oh, nobody”

Yeah! She's going to fight for her cheating std-infested man and show that she's better than AP and he should come back!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Girls by the Beastie Boyz

I love this song and sing it to my teenage DD now.

Girls "To do the laund-tree"
Girls "To pick up my room"
Girls "And in the bathroom"

She rolls her eyes so hard. The BB were little boys wet behind the ears singing this one. It's an aspirational song for them 🤣😂

[Anonymous]

“Father Figure” by George Michael. I immediately change the station when it comes on.

[Anonymous]

I love this song! Lyrics are the best:



3,6,9 damn damn fine
move and sing it to me one mo time
Get low, Get low 6x
To the window (to da window)
to the wall (to da wall)
To the sweat right down and fall (fall)
To where all these females crawl (crawl)
To all skeet, skeet, skeet, skeet skeet skeet
all skeet skeet, got, i got what?
To all skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet
all skeet skeet, got, i got what?

[Verse 1: Ying Yang 1]
Shortie crunk so fresh so clean
can she cut that Question been harassing me
In the mind this girl is fine
I done came to the club about 50th 11 times
now can I play with yo Panie line
the club owner said I need to calm down
security guard go to sweating me now
Pa drunk then a maaaaf threaten me now

[Verse 2: Ying Yang 2]
She getting crunk in the club I mine she work
Then I like to see the female twerking
taking her clothes off
OOH she naked
ATL. sorry done disrespect it
Pa pop yo thang like this
cause yin yang twins and it be aiight
Lil Jon and the East side boys wit me and
we all like to see Jig o-B
Now bring yo'self over here girl and
let me see you get low
if you want this Thug
Now take it to the floor (to the floor) and
if yo wanta act you can keep yo self where you at

[Chorus: Ying Yang]
[screech]
3,6,9 damn damn fine
move it and sing it to me one mo time
Get low, Get low 6x
To the window (to da window)
to the wall (to da wall)
To the sweat right down and fall (fall)
To where all these females crawl (crawl)
To all skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet
all skeet skeet, got, i got what?
To all skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet
all skeet skeet, got, i got what?

[Verse 3: Lil Jon]
Let me see you get low (you scared, you scared)
Drop dat BODY to the floor (you scared, you scared)
Let me see you get low (you scared, you scared)
Drop dat body to the floor (you scared, you scared)
Drop dat butt (hey) shake it fast (hey)
Pop dat body to the left and the right hey
Drop dat body (hey) shake it fast (hey)
Pop dat body to the left and the right hey
Now back,back,back it up (hey)
back, back, back it up (hey)
back, back, back it up (hey)
back, back, back it up (hey)
Now stop ohh! then wiggle wit yeah
Now stop ohh! then wiggle wit ya
Now stop ohh! then wiggle wit ya
Now stop Ohh! then wiggle wit ya

[Chorus: Ying Yang]
[screech]
3,6,9 damn damn fine
move and sing it to me one mo time
Get low, Get low 6x
To the window (to da window)
In the wall (to da wall)
To the sweat right down and fall (fall)
To where all these females crawl (crawl)
To all skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet
To all skeet skeet, got, i got what?
To all skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet
To all skeet skeet, got, i got what?

[Bridge: Lil jon]
I Got What (Got What?)
Yeah!
Ya'll ladies twreking a little bit out there (A LIL' BIT!)
But ya got to twrek a little bit harder then dat (Harder than that)
now I need all the ladies dat know they look good tonite
I need to see you break it down
LIKE THIS!

[Verse 4: Lil jon]
Bend over to the front touch toes back dat body drop it down and get low (get low)
Bend over to the front touch toes back dat body drop it down and get low (get low)
Bend over to the front touch toes back dat body drop it down and get low (get low)
Bend over to the front touch toes back dat body drop it down and get low (get low)

[Chorus: Ying Yang]
[screech]
3,6,9 damn damn fine
move it sing it to me one mo time
Get low, Get low 6x
To the window (to da window)
to the wall (to da wall)
To the sweat right down and fall (fall)
To where all these females crawl (crawl)
To all skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet
To all skeet skeet, got, i got what?
To all skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet
To all skeet skeet, got, i got what?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I love this song! Lyrics are the best:



3,6,9 damn damn fine
move and sing it to me one mo time
Get low, Get low 6x
To the window (to da window)
to the wall (to da wall)
To the sweat right down and fall (fall)
To where all these females crawl (crawl)
To all skeet, skeet, skeet, skeet skeet skeet
all skeet skeet, got, i got what?
To all skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet
all skeet skeet, got, i got what?

[Verse 1: Ying Yang 1]
Shortie crunk so fresh so clean
can she cut that Question been harassing me
In the mind this girl is fine
I done came to the club about 50th 11 times
now can I play with yo Panie line
the club owner said I need to calm down
security guard go to sweating me now
Pa drunk then a maaaaf threaten me now

[Verse 2: Ying Yang 2]
She getting crunk in the club I mine she work
Then I like to see the female twerking
taking her clothes off
OOH she naked
ATL. sorry done disrespect it
Pa pop yo thang like this
cause yin yang twins and it be aiight
Lil Jon and the East side boys wit me and
we all like to see Jig o-B
Now bring yo'self over here girl and
let me see you get low
if you want this Thug
Now take it to the floor (to the floor) and
if yo wanta act you can keep yo self where you at

[Chorus: Ying Yang]
[screech]
3,6,9 damn damn fine
move it and sing it to me one mo time
Get low, Get low 6x
To the window (to da window)
to the wall (to da wall)
To the sweat right down and fall (fall)
To where all these females crawl (crawl)
To all skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet
all skeet skeet, got, i got what?
To all skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet
all skeet skeet, got, i got what?

[Verse 3: Lil Jon]
Let me see you get low (you scared, you scared)
Drop dat BODY to the floor (you scared, you scared)
Let me see you get low (you scared, you scared)
Drop dat body to the floor (you scared, you scared)
Drop dat butt (hey) shake it fast (hey)
Pop dat body to the left and the right hey
Drop dat body (hey) shake it fast (hey)
Pop dat body to the left and the right hey
Now back,back,back it up (hey)
back, back, back it up (hey)
back, back, back it up (hey)
back, back, back it up (hey)
Now stop ohh! then wiggle wit yeah
Now stop ohh! then wiggle wit ya
Now stop ohh! then wiggle wit ya
Now stop Ohh! then wiggle wit ya

[Chorus: Ying Yang]
[screech]
3,6,9 damn damn fine
move and sing it to me one mo time
Get low, Get low 6x
To the window (to da window)
In the wall (to da wall)
To the sweat right down and fall (fall)
To where all these females crawl (crawl)
To all skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet
To all skeet skeet, got, i got what?
To all skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet
To all skeet skeet, got, i got what?

[Bridge: Lil jon]
I Got What (Got What?)
Yeah!
Ya'll ladies twreking a little bit out there (A LIL' BIT!)
But ya got to twrek a little bit harder then dat (Harder than that)
now I need all the ladies dat know they look good tonite
I need to see you break it down
LIKE THIS!

[Verse 4: Lil jon]
Bend over to the front touch toes back dat body drop it down and get low (get low)
Bend over to the front touch toes back dat body drop it down and get low (get low)
Bend over to the front touch toes back dat body drop it down and get low (get low)
Bend over to the front touch toes back dat body drop it down and get low (get low)

[Chorus: Ying Yang]
[screech]
3,6,9 damn damn fine
move it sing it to me one mo time
Get low, Get low 6x
To the window (to da window)
to the wall (to da wall)
To the sweat right down and fall (fall)
To where all these females crawl (crawl)
To all skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet
To all skeet skeet, got, i got what?
To all skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet
To all skeet skeet, got, i got what?

Yes; all females must crawl and “get low.”

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Get outta my dreams and into my car…

Oohh, gotta love me some Billy Ocean❣️

[Anonymous]

“You can change your telephone number
And you can change your address too
But you can't stop me from loving you
No, you can't change that, no, no”

Yikes!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Get outta my dreams and into my car…

Oohh, gotta love me some Billy Ocean❣️

This song is a guilty pleasure of mine. I admit the lyrics are stupid.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:She says her love for me could never die
But that′d change if she ever found out about you and I
verse

Oh, but her love is cold
Wouldn't hurt her if she didn′t know, cause
When it gets too much
I need to feel your touch
chorus

I'm gonna run to you
I'm gonna run to you
Cause when the feeling′s right I′m gonna run all night
I'm gonna run to you
verse

She′s got a heart of gold, she'd never let me down
But you′re the one that always turns me on
You keep me comin' ′round
I know her love is true
But it's so damn easy makin' love to you
I got my mind made up
I need to feel your touch
chorus

I′m gonna run to you
Yeah, I′m gonna run to you
Cause when the feeling's right I′m gonna stay all night
I'm gonna run to you

I hate this song! It's one of many where I wonder how it became popular.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:A few stolen moments, is all that we shared
You've got your family, and they need you there
Though I try to resist, being last on your list
But no other man's gonna do
So I'm saving all my love for you

It's not very easy living all alone
My friends try and tell me find a man of my own
But each time I try, I just break down and cry
'Cause I'd rather be home feeling blue
So I'm saving all my love for you

You used to tell me we'd run away together
Love gives you the right to be free
You said, "Be patient, just wait a little longer."
But that's just an old fantasy

ewww. That reminds me of Part Time Lover or Nobody by Sylvia.
Was everyone just gross and cheating in the 80s?

Well, your nobody called today
She hung up when I asked her name
Well, I wonder
Does she think shes being clever?

You say nobody's after you
The fact is what you say is true
But I can love you like nobody can even better

Loved the ending:

“We came back home
Got ready for bed
I said to myself I've got one shot left
You're still mine
And I won't stand in line behind nobody
Oh, nobody”

Yeah! She's going to fight for her cheating std-infested man and show that she's better than AP and he should come back!

[Anonymous]

Aruba, Jamaica, ooh, I wanna take you to
Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty mama
Key Largo, Montego
Baby, why don't we go? (Ooh, I wanna take you down to Kokomo)
We'll get there fast
And then we'll take it slow
That's where we wanna go
Way down in Kokomo

[Anonymous]

"Women" by Foreigner

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:… Fathers, be good to your daughters
Daughters will love like you do
Girls become lovers who turn into mothers

John’s mother took Tylenol when she was pregnant with him.

He is acoustic.

This deserved more credit. Well done!

He is just so punchable. Hate him.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Aruba, Jamaica, ooh, I wanna take you to
Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty mama
Key Largo, Montego
Baby, why don't we go? (Ooh, I wanna take you down to Kokomo)
We'll get there fast
And then we'll take it slow
That's where we wanna go
Way down in Kokomo

This always seemed like something written in about ten minutes. Lazy and ao bad!

[Anonymous]

Complete trash.