Cringiest song lyrics of all time

[Anonymous]

"I'm Miss American Dream, since I was 17.
Don't matter if I step on the scene or sneak away to the Philippines. They still gon' put pictures of my derrière in the magazine. You want a piece of me? (You want a piece of me?)

I'm Miss Bad Media Karma, another day, another drama
Guess I can't see the harm in workin' and bein' a mama
And with a kid on my arm, I'm still an exceptional earner. You want a piece of me?"
You want a piece of me?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Boomer edition:

"Mama's got a squeeze box
She wears on her chest
And when daddy comes home
He never gets no rest
'Cause she's playing all night
And the music's all right
Mama's got a squeeze box
Daddy never sleeps at night
Well the kids don't eat
And the dog can't sleep
There's no escape from the music
In the whole damn street
'Cause she's playing all night
And the music's all right
Mama's got a squeeze box
Daddy never sleeps at night
She goes in and out and in
And out and in and out and in and out
She's playing all night
And the music's all right
Mama's got a squeeze box
Daddy never sleeps at night"

This always makes me think of that Freaks and Geeks episode where Lindsay’s parents think the song is about an acordian 🤣

[Anonymous]

Come on angel my hearts on fire
Don't deny your man's desire
You'd be a fool to stop this tide
Spread your wings and let me come inside, 'cause

Tonight's the night
It's gonna be alright
'Cause I love you girl
Ain't nobody gonna stop us now

Don't say a word my virgin child
Just let your inhibitions run wild
The secret is about to unfold
Upstairs before the night's too old

[Anonymous]

We ain’t getting no younger, we might as well do it
Let’s get marrrriiiieeeed

I love that song but who wants to hear that as a proposal??

[Anonymous]

What if god was one of us
...
nobody calling on the phone
cept for the pope maybe in rome

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Come on angel my hearts on fire
Don't deny your man's desire
You'd be a fool to stop this tide
Spread your wings and let me come inside, 'cause

Tonight's the night
It's gonna be alright
'Cause I love you girl
Ain't nobody gonna stop us now

Don't say a word my virgin child
Just let your inhibitions run wild
The secret is about to unfold
Upstairs before the night's too old

The video too. so cringe.

[Anonymous]

YMCA

[Anonymous]

Her body measurements are perfect in every dimension -
She's got a figure that's sure enough getting attention.
She's poetry in motion, a beautiful sight to see
I get so excited viewing her anatomy.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:She's just 16 years old
Leave her alone, they said
Separated by fools
Who don't know what love is yet

That sound repulses me every time I hear it...from the time I was a little girl riding around with my parents until today. BLECH!

[Anonymous]

Motoring
What's your price for flight
You've got him in your sight
And driving through the night

[Anonymous]

You don't know you're beautiful, oh-oh
That's what makes you beautiful

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Every line of "Please don't stand so close to me."

"This girl is half his age."

"Just like the old man in that book by Nabakov."

When I was in 7th grade I had a 20 something teacher I had the hots for. (Of course nothing happened). This song doesn't bother me as much as "Into the Night" . Because a cute young guy is one thing but the 40ish troll from "Into the Night" is another.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:… Fathers, be good to your daughters
Daughters will love like you do
Girls become lovers who turn into mothers

This makes my skin crawl along with the "bubble gum tongue" and "swim in a deep sea of blankets." Yuck

[Anonymous]

I'm going to miss you like a child misses their blanket

Fergie - Big Girls Don't Cry

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:"I am"... I said
To no one there
And no one heard at all
Not even the chair

I adore this song too 😭 belt my heart out to it.

How old are you guys that you know this song/lyrics? Just curious, I had to Google it to come up with the song.