Cringiest song lyrics of all time

[Anonymous]

Sadly, I like many of these songs even though I know how cringy the lyrics are. They are my “I’m alone in the car” playlist.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:This thread is killing me. More, please!

Yes, the dirty skank stuff is not cringe. But some of these I feel viscerally embarrassed for the singer. Those are the good ones. Like "what if god was one of us" and all that girl is mine BS. FFS.

[Anonymous]

Angel is a centerfold- I *love* these lines:

Yeah, now, listen
It's okay, I understand
This ain't no never-never land
I hope that when this issue's gone
I'll see you when your clothes are on
Take your car, yes, we will
We'll take your car and drive it
We'll take it to a motel room
And take 'em off in private

This implies to me that the grody singer doesn't have his own car. He peaked in HS and works at the 7-11 and flips through the "girly magazines" on his shift. He thinks the centerfold should pick him up and take him to a MOTEL. Yes... peak incel.

[Anonymous]

A few stolen moments, is all that we shared
You've got your family, and they need you there
Though I try to resist, being last on your list
But no other man's gonna do
So I'm saving all my love for you

It's not very easy living all alone
My friends try and tell me find a man of my own
But each time I try, I just break down and cry
'Cause I'd rather be home feeling blue
So I'm saving all my love for you

You used to tell me we'd run away together
Love gives you the right to be free
You said, "Be patient, just wait a little longer."
But that's just an old fantasy

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:A few stolen moments, is all that we shared
You've got your family, and they need you there
Though I try to resist, being last on your list
But no other man's gonna do
So I'm saving all my love for you

It's not very easy living all alone
My friends try and tell me find a man of my own
But each time I try, I just break down and cry
'Cause I'd rather be home feeling blue
So I'm saving all my love for you

You used to tell me we'd run away together
Love gives you the right to be free
You said, "Be patient, just wait a little longer."
But that's just an old fantasy

ewww. That reminds me of Part Time Lover or Nobody by Sylvia.
Was everyone just gross and cheating in the 80s?

Well, your nobody called today
She hung up when I asked her name
Well, I wonder
Does she think shes being clever?

You say nobody's after you
The fact is what you say is true
But I can love you like nobody can even better

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:A few stolen moments, is all that we shared
You've got your family, and they need you there
Though I try to resist, being last on your list
But no other man's gonna do
So I'm saving all my love for you

It's not very easy living all alone
My friends try and tell me find a man of my own
But each time I try, I just break down and cry
'Cause I'd rather be home feeling blue
So I'm saving all my love for you

You used to tell me we'd run away together
Love gives you the right to be free
You said, "Be patient, just wait a little longer."
But that's just an old fantasy

ewww. That reminds me of Part Time Lover or Nobody by Sylvia.
Was everyone just gross and cheating in the 80s?

Well, your nobody called today
She hung up when I asked her name
Well, I wonder
Does she think shes being clever?

You say nobody's after you
The fact is what you say is true
But I can love you like nobody can even better

Loved the ending:

“We came back home
Got ready for bed
I said to myself I've got one shot left
You're still mine
And I won't stand in line behind nobody
Oh, nobody”

[Anonymous]

Don’t remember seeing this posted Rod Stewart:

“Stay away from my window
Stay away from my back door, too
Disconnect the telephone line
Relax baby and draw that blind
Kick off your shoes and sit right down
Loosen off that pretty French gown
Let me pour you a good long drink
Ooh baby don't you hesitate 'cause
Tonight's the night
It's gonna be alright
'Cause I love you girl
Ain't nobody gonna stop us now

Come on angel my hearts on fire
Don't deny your man's desire
You'd be a fool to stop this tide
Spread your wings and let me come inside, 'cause
Tonight's the night
It's gonna be alright
'Cause I love you girl
Ain't nobody gonna stop us now

Don't say a word my virgin child
Just let your inhibitions run wild
The secret is about to unfold
Upstairs before the night's too old
Tonight's the night
It's gonna be alright
'Cause I love you girl
Ain't nobody gonna stop us now”

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Don’t remember seeing this posted Rod Stewart:

“Stay away from my window
Stay away from my back door, too
Disconnect the telephone line
Relax baby and draw that blind
Kick off your shoes and sit right down
Loosen off that pretty French gown
Let me pour you a good long drink
Ooh baby don't you hesitate 'cause
Tonight's the night
It's gonna be alright
'Cause I love you girl
Ain't nobody gonna stop us now

Come on angel my hearts on fire
Don't deny your man's desire
You'd be a fool to stop this tide
Spread your wings and let me come inside, 'cause
Tonight's the night
It's gonna be alright
'Cause I love you girl
Ain't nobody gonna stop us now

Don't say a word my virgin child
Just let your inhibitions run wild
The secret is about to unfold
Upstairs before the night's too old
Tonight's the night
It's gonna be alright
'Cause I love you girl
Ain't nobody gonna stop us now”

I'm pretty sure that was posted on the first page.
My mom likes to listen to 50s Gold on XM and I heard the most nauseating song I can remember.
"When a girl changes from Bobby socks to stockings, then she's old enough to give her heart away." With a bonus line about "changing from cotton to silk"!! Eeewww.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This thread is killing me. More, please!

I actually like how Missy Elliott's "Work It" sounds. But it's cheesily vulgar and I bust out laughing every time I hear the elephant sound effect. There are lyrical gems in every stanza. Plus the backwards recorded material.

"If you got a big [elephant trumpeting noise], let me search ya. To find out how hard I gotta work ya. Ti esrever dna ti pilf nwod gnaht ym tup i. Ti esrever dna ti pilf nwod gnaht ym tup i."

"Your girl acting stank then call me over
Not on the bed, lay me on your sofa.
Call before you come, I need to shave my chacha. You do or you don't or you will or you won't ya. Go downtown and eat it like a vulture."

https://genius.com/Missy-elliott-work-it-lyrics

https://www.nme.com/news/music/that-was-a-mistake-missy-elliot-reveals-the-truth-behind-that-massive-hook-from-hit-work-it-2414396

Lol this was very funny.
Another one that killed me was "Girl you working with some ass yeah, you bad yeah. Hoes frown when you pass yeah, they mad yeah."

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Hike up your skirt a little more,
And show your world to me

🤮

I agree this is so cringe ... and yet, this is one of my all-time favorite songs.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:… Fathers, be good to your daughters
Daughters will love like you do
Girls become lovers who turn into mothers

John’s mother took Tylenol when she was pregnant with him.

He is acoustic.

This deserved more credit. Well done!

[Anonymous]

I said boom boom booom
now lemme hear yah say wayoh

[Anonymous]

Girls by the Beastie Boyz

[Anonymous]

To me the pink pony song is total cringe. You know the lyrics already.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:To me the pink pony song is total cringe. You know the lyrics already.

Yes. It's one of the only recent songs that makes me turn the dial immediately. I am tired of hearing about stripping, pole dancing, and other similar means of empowering oneself, embracing body positivity, blah blah blah.