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[quote=Anonymous]This brother told me a secret on how to get more chicks
Put a little Medina in your glass, and the girls will come real quick
It's better than any alcohol or aphrodisiac
A couple of sips of this love potion, and she'll be on your lap
So I gave some to my dog when he began to beg
Then he licked his bowl and he looked at me
And did the wild thing on my leg
He used to scratch and bite me, before he was much, much meaner
But now all the poodles run to my house for the funky cold medina
You know what I'm sayin'
I got every dog in my neighborhood breakin' down my door
I got Spuds McKenzie
Alex from Stroh's
They won't leave my dog alone with that medina, pal
I went up to this girl, she said, hi, my name is Sheena
I thought she'd be good to go with a little funky cold medina
She said, I'd like a drink, I said, okay, I'll go get it
Then a couple sips she cold licked her lips
Then I knew that she was with it
So I took her to my crib, and everything went well as planned
But when she got undressed, it was a big old mess, Sheena was a man
So I threw him out, I don't fool around with no Oscar Meyer wiener
You must be sure that the girl is pure for the funky cold medina[/quote]

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