Cringiest song lyrics of all time

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Anonymous wrote:… Fathers, be good to your daughters
Daughters will love like you do
Girls become lovers who turn into mothers

John’s mother took Tylenol when she was pregnant with him.

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Guilty feet ain’t got no rhythm.

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You belong to the city...you belong to the night!

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Every line of "Please don't stand so close to me."

"This girl is half his age."

"Just like the old man in that book by Nabakov."

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Are you old enough?
Will you be ready when I call your bluff?
Is my timing right?
Did you save your love for me tonight?

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"We met a lot of people, and girls." - New Kids on the Block, the song is called Tonight.

This bothered me even as a girl - apparently I was a feminist from the start.

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""If her daddy's rich, take her out for a meal / If her daddy's poor, just do what you feel"

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Oh-oh, here she comes
Watch out, boy, she'll chew you up
Oh-oh, here she comes
She's a man-eater

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Hey, little girl, is your daddy home?
Did he go away and leave you all alone?
I got a bad desire
Oh, oh, oh, I'm on fire

Tell me now, baby, is he good to you?
And can he do to you the things that I do?
Oh no, I can take you higher
Oh, oh, oh, I'm on fire

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Boomer edition:

"You've been coolin', baby, I've been droolin',
All the good times I've been misusin',
Way, way down inside, I'm gonna give you my love,
I'm gonna give you every inch of my love,
Gonna give you my love."

"Mama's got a squeeze box
She wears on her chest
And when daddy comes home
He never gets no rest
'Cause she's playing all night
And the music's all right
Mama's got a squeeze box
Daddy never sleeps at night
Well the kids don't eat
And the dog can't sleep
There's no escape from the music
In the whole damn street
'Cause she's playing all night
And the music's all right
Mama's got a squeeze box
Daddy never sleeps at night
She goes in and out and in
And out and in and out and in and out
She's playing all night
And the music's all right
Mama's got a squeeze box
Daddy never sleeps at night"

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:… Fathers, be good to your daughters
Daughters will love like you do
Girls become lovers who turn into mothers

John’s mother took Tylenol when she was pregnant with him.

He is acoustic.

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Muskrat, muskrat
Candlelight
Doin' the town
And doin' it right in the evening
It's pretty pleasing

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Let's get down to business
To defeat the Huns
Did they send me daughters
When I asked for sons?

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If you're down and confused
And you don't remember who you're talking to
Concentration slips away
Because you're baby is so far away
....
And if you can't be with the one you love, honey
Love the one you're with

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Back when Despacito was popular, the DJ played it at our elementary school carnival. We have Spanish speakers at our school.



Nice and slow
I want to undress by extra slow kisses
Sign on the walls of your labyrinth
And make your whole body a manuscript (get up, get up, get up)
(Get up, get up)

I want to see your hair dance
I want to be your rhythm
that you teach to my mouth
your favorite places (favorites, favorites baby)

Let me surpass your danger zones
Until bringing on your screams
And that you forget your last name