Cringiest song lyrics of all time

[Anonymous]

Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, yeah

[Anonymous]

When I walk in, all I want to hear
Is you say, "Daddy's home, home for me"
And I know you've been waiting for this lovin' all day
You know your daddy's home and it's time to play.

[Anonymous]

My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely lady lumps
Check it out...

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely lady lumps
Check it out...

This is bad.

I can't understand how a singer could sing about "lovely lady lumps" with a straight face.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:… Fathers, be good to your daughters
Daughters will love like you do
Girls become lovers who turn into mothers

I’m curious why this has elicited such strong reactions from some of you? Is it because this is obviously not the truth for all women?

I find it creepy because when I think about parental love I don’t want to think about girls becoming lovers.

I found it very sweet. It’s saying that girls grow up and turn into mothers. Reminding parents to be kind to their children and children to be kind as well

[Anonymous]

My mom used to sing a song that went "Simple Simon says, put your hands on your hips, make your backbone slip" and I cringed at the imagery of a backbone slipping.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:… Fathers, be good to your daughters
Daughters will love like you do
Girls become lovers who turn into mothers

I’m curious why this has elicited such strong reactions from some of you? Is it because this is obviously not the truth for all women?

It's probably because he's a total POS womanizer who was absolutely crap to multiple women, singing about how other men should be good to women/girls and respect them and value them in ways he obviously didn't/doesn't.

I didn't know that about him, but I still hate these lyrics. Because it implies that the only reason a father should care about his daughter is because she'll one day be someone's girlfriend. Like that's all a daughter is good for. How about loving a daughter just for herself?

Yes. And fathers, don't leave your daughters with daddy issues for John Mayer to have to deal with later. No clingy b**ches allowed.

[Anonymous]

"(Oh-I-oh-I-oh-I-oh-I)
I'm in love with your body
Every day discovering something brand new
I'm in love with the shape of you"

[Anonymous]

The lyrics of I’ll Be Watching You. Creep me out every time, straight lethal stalker sh!t.

[Anonymous]

Don’t need no bible, just look in my eyes.

What if God was one of us?

That Halsey song where she keeps saying “Him and I”. It’s HE and I.

All the lyrics to Ironic by Alanis Morrisette

The Heart song about a one night stand All I Want To Do is Make Love to You

The Michael Bolton song How Can We Be Lovers if We Can’t Be Friends, especially “how can we make love if we can’t make amends”

Most of the songs of Peter Cetera or him w Chicago, especially Glory of Love, Next Time I Fall in Love, and Look Away.

Lots of 80s metal ballads.

Love of a Lifetime by Firehouse

When I See You Smile by Bad English

[Anonymous]

Every Breath You Take and Baby It's Cold Outside lyrics

[Anonymous]

Cassie - Me & U. Knowing what she went thru at the time and how young she was when this song came out, I cringe every time I hear this on the radio. I wish they’d stop playing it.

[verse 1]
You've been waiting so long
I'm here to answer your call
I know that I shouldn't have had you waiting at all
I've been so busy, but I've been thinking 'bout what I wanna do with you

[pre-chorus]
I know them other guys, they been talking bout the way I do what I do
They heard I was good, they wanna see if it's true
They know you're the one I wanna give it to
I can see you want me too
Now it's me and you

[chorus]
It's me and you, now
I've been waiting (Waiting)
Think I wanna make that move, now
Baby, tell me if you like it (Tell me if you like it)
It's me and you, now
I've been waiting
Think I wanna make that move, now
Baby, tell me how you like it

[verse 2]
I was waiting for you to tell me you were ready
I know what to do, if only you would let me
As long as you're cool with it, I'll treat you right
Here is where you wanna be

[Anonymous]

Every move you make
And every vow you break
Every smile you fake
Every claim you stake
I'll be watching you
Every move you make
Every step you take
I'll be watching you

[Anonymous]

Hey little girl is your daddy home? Did he go and leave you all alone?

[Anonymous]

Every night she walks right in my dreams
Since I met her from the start
I'm so proud I am the only one
Who is special in her heart

The girl is mine
The doggone girl is mine
I know she's mine
Because the doggone girl is mine