I have STD symptoms. Did my wife cheat on me during her maternity leave?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:We are all bored enough to entertain this loser. Kind of embarrassing.

I for one enjoyed this thread quite a bit. Of course we all knew his wife didn't cheat and get an STD during maternity leave. Duh. Who cheats during maternity leave? The non-gestating partner, that's who.

Get that stupid infection on your junk taken care of OP, and don't be a stranger. We all revile you, but enjoyed what you brought to the community.

Haha! Thanks. And of course I had to up the drama factor a bit for DCUM

But I blame my doctor for a comment about the symptom being mostly associated with STDs (although her "but it could also be.." comment ended up being right). I think doctors should be more careful with their words, especially since I told her I hadn't done anything risky sexually and she knew (or forgot?) that I was married

[Anonymous]

Ugh.
I read this entire thread and OP didn’t have an STD?!?
Lame.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Ugh.
I read this entire thread and OP didn’t have an STD?!?
Lame.

Did you want him to have an STD??

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:We are all bored enough to entertain this loser. Kind of embarrassing.

I for one enjoyed this thread quite a bit. Of course we all knew his wife didn't cheat and get an STD during maternity leave. Duh. Who cheats during maternity leave? The non-gestating partner, that's who.

Get that stupid infection on your junk taken care of OP, and don't be a stranger. We all revile you, but enjoyed what you brought to the community.

Haha! Thanks. And of course I had to up the drama factor a bit for DCUM

But I blame my doctor for a comment about the symptom being mostly associated with STDs (although her "but it could also be.." comment ended up being right). I think doctors should be more careful with their words, especially since I told her I hadn't done anything risky sexually and she knew (or forgot?) that I was married

Doctors alawys think genital issues are stds. I knew I did not have an STD and the doctor did not believe me and insisted on testing. Which is fine, but he treated me like I was some sort of plague carrier. He called me, amazed, that it was actually an infection. Just like I told him. Doctors do this all the time, I assume they have lots of stupid patients and assume everyone is stupid too.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I have a regular infection that just happens to be in my junk

And your brain. Get that raging disease checked out

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Also I'm sure that it's not a dormant thing since I did a round of STD tests a while back with all negative results. Have been faithful to my wife

why get test than?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Ugh.
I read this entire thread and OP didn’t have an STD?!?
Lame.

You are upset that the story had a happy ending?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:We are all bored enough to entertain this loser. Kind of embarrassing.

I for one enjoyed this thread quite a bit. Of course we all knew his wife didn't cheat and get an STD during maternity leave. Duh. Who cheats during maternity leave? The non-gestating partner, that's who.

Get that stupid infection on your junk taken care of OP, and don't be a stranger. We all revile you, but enjoyed what you brought to the community.

Haha! Thanks. And of course I had to up the drama factor a bit for DCUM

But I blame my doctor for a comment about the symptom being mostly associated with STDs (although her "but it could also be.." comment ended up being right). I think doctors should be more careful with their words, especially since I told her I hadn't done anything risky sexually and she knew (or forgot?) that I was married

Doctors alawys think genital issues are stds. I knew I did not have an STD and the doctor did not believe me and insisted on testing. Which is fine, but he treated me like I was some sort of plague carrier. He called me, amazed, that it was actually an infection. Just like I told him. Doctors do this all the time, I assume they have lots of stupid patients and assume everyone is stupid too.

+1. In college, I saw an obgyn who also treated me like a plague carrier and insisted I get tested for herpes because "we've got to stop spreading it around". I had no symptoms and was just there for an annual exam. Surprise, test came back negative. I changed doctors and my new one said it's not routine to test for herpes at annuals, so no idea why she insisted I get tested.

[Anonymous]

Doubtful. My vagina was broken for at least 6 weeks thanks to tears.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Also I'm sure that it's not a dormant thing since I did a round of STD tests a while back with all negative results. Have been faithful to my wife

why get test than?

First, it's medically correct to do the test. Second, it gives peace of mind to know the nightmare scenario didn't happen.

[Anonymous]

https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/epididymitis/symptoms-causes/syc-20363853

Is it this, op?

[Anonymous]

No it wasn't!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I have a regular infection that just happens to be in my junk

Have you been using any toys? You need to clean them. And not everything advertised as "body safe" is actually safe. The cheap TPR stuff is advertised on Amazon as body safe. This means that it's phtlate free. However, TPR is porous, and can harbor infection. Throw it out.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Ugh.
I read this entire thread and OP didn’t have an STD?!?
Lame.

You are upset that the story had a happy ending?

Not the kind of happy ending PP was hoping for.