Recurrent nuisance noise problem with neighbor--what to do?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I found this http://ask.metafilter.com/138992/Dealing-with-a-loud-animal-repellant
Person in VA dealing with a similar problem. Hmmmmm

Omg, a device to keep a cat from pooping in your yard? Gosh I wish I had invented that because then I'd be famous for all the right reasons.

Anyway, clearly OP is some variety of cat since she can hear the noise. Maybe she should stop pooping in the neighbor's yard and she'll stop hearing the noise.

From the comments:

"A nuisance is a nuisance. Rat her out to the cops. My town recently had a crazy lady (who, as a blogger for the local paper, was somewhat of a public figure) who was arrested because she installed ultrasonic noisemakers to drive her neighbor's dogs nuts because they annoyed her. The cops told her to dismantle it, and when she didn't, they locked her up."

"Instead of turning it down, are there any teenage kids around who might be interested in a little special ops mission? The plan is to steal it, open it up and disable the speaker inside, then replace it with the volume knob still on max. If your neighbor claims to not be able to hear it, then they won't be able to complain about it without having to admit that they can, in fact, hear it. You can just say the animals must have gotten used to the noise and shrug."

LOL.

Not OP< but this is genius. I bow to your ingenuity, pp.