Husband peeing "sitting-down"

[Anonymous]

I pee off the back porch at least a few nights a week. Sometimes the front, too.

Because it's my territory, and I'm marking it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'm utterly shocked and stunned at the sheer number of beta cuck adult males out there. Wow.

But I'm now also very optimistic for the future, because my peeing-while-standing alpha-sons are going to totally dominate the beta-cuck man-boys being raised by the posters on this thread.

I think we might burn a car tire tonight in the backyard to celebrate this new found discovery.

Be sure to inhale deeply.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I pee off the back porch at least a few nights a week. Sometimes the front, too.

Because it's my territory, and I'm marking it.

I do it almost every night - sometimes off my front porch. Not marking anything, it's just easier. If I am out on the back deck smoking a cigar or drinking a beer there is no chance that I am walking back in the house to take a leak.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I'm utterly shocked and stunned at the sheer number of beta cuck adult males out there. Wow.

But I'm now also very optimistic for the future, because my peeing-while-standing alpha-sons are going to totally dominate the beta-cuck man-boys being raised by the posters on this thread.

I think we might burn a car tire tonight in the backyard to celebrate this new found discovery.

Be sure to inhale deeply.

No way!

We want ALL that carbon going into the atmosphere. Not gonna change the climate by getting in trapped in our aveoli.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I only know one man that's sits to pee and it's because his wife insists.

Not mine. That's too sissy for me. If I saw my husband sit to pee, I would seriously question his manhood and probably leave him.

Yup, beta men.

[Anonymous]

Mine sits to pee at home (or at some friends' houses). Stands to pee anywhere else.

And we're raising our young sons to do the same.

If keeping a clean bathroom is threatening to your manhood then I'd say you've got bigger problems.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Not mine. That's too sissy for me. If I saw my husband sit to pee, I would seriously question his manhood and probably leave him.

And you're right for thinking that.

Women like you are a cultural treasure, because you enforce masculinity and manhood. And that's important.

Thank you.

[Anonymous]

wtf is wrong with all these grown dudes who can't aim properly? my DH stands and doesn't get drips or splatters anywhere.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:wtf is wrong with all these grown dudes who can't aim properly? my DH stands and doesn't get drips or splatters anywhere.

gold star for him

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'm utterly shocked and stunned at the sheer number of beta cuck adult males out there. Wow.

But I'm now also very optimistic for the future, because my peeing-while-standing alpha-sons are going to totally dominate the beta-cuck man-boys being raised by the posters on this thread.

I think we might burn a car tire tonight in the backyard to celebrate this new found discovery.

Hi trump!

[Anonymous]

This reminds me of the movie"About Schmidt" Jack Nicholson's character peed sitting down because his wife (who was cheating on him for years with a man who did not pee sitting down) made him go to the bathroom that way. When she died, he peed standing up and deliberately peed all over the place ?

[Anonymous]

My grandfather constantly encouraged me and all other grandsons to pee sitting down. He was straight out of the 'greatest generation' storybook - grew up on farm, mechanical engineer, married on eve of shipping off for WWII, military officer in Korea, all sorts of military decorations, lost part of his thumb in the War, married to the same woman his whole life and died within a year of each other - complete straight arrow tough guy. He always said peeing while sitting was how the WWII soldiers were taught, to avoid making any mess that someone might have to clean up later.

Being a know-it-all kid, I ignored him, so I pee standing up. But now that I'm older, I recognize the wisdom in what he was teaching.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My grandfather constantly encouraged me and all other grandsons to pee sitting down. He was straight out of the 'greatest generation' storybook - grew up on farm, mechanical engineer, married on eve of shipping off for WWII, military officer in Korea, all sorts of military decorations, lost part of his thumb in the War, married to the same woman his whole life and died within a year of each other - complete straight arrow tough guy. He always said peeing while sitting was how the WWII soldiers were taught, to avoid making any mess that someone might have to clean up later.

Being a know-it-all kid, I ignored him, so I pee standing up. But now that I'm older, I recognize the wisdom in what he was teaching.

My grandfather was Army during WWII and never mentioned anything about be trained to sit to pee. My Father was Air Force during the VW, and never sat to pee. I was Air Force during GW1, and no one ever told me to sit to pee. My nephew is in the Army, and he doesn't sit to pee.

Stop making things up.

[Anonymous]

I'm just curious why "sitting-down" is in quotes. Is he not REALLY sitting down?

Stop quotation mark abuse.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'm just curious why "sitting-down" is in quotes. Is he not REALLY sitting down?

Stop quotation mark abuse.

LOL. Squatting? "Maybe"?