Husband peeing "sitting-down"

[Anonymous]

33 yo man here.

I do both.

[Anonymous]

Husband always stands and we don't have a problem with meds.

[Anonymous]

My DH does sometimes. No biggie.

[Anonymous]

I sit more often than not because I want to read or websurf while I'm in there. It's a good way to lock the door and have a few minute's peace without wife and children pestering me. =)

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Those that pee sitting down must have a small penis.

I do, actually. But I'm a grower and not a shower.

My dh too.

[Anonymous]

Sometimes I'm too tired to stand and pee so I sit and my penis touches the side of the bowl.

WORST

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Sometimes I'm too tired to stand and pee so I sit and my penis touches the side of the bowl.

WORST

Yeah when I stand my penis is so big it drops in the water

[Anonymous]

Probably the dribbles is why they sit down. My penis is so big that it hurts my lower back when leaning over the bowl.

[Anonymous]

Mine sits too. He's 43. I feel so much less squicked about it hearing that so many other DH's do!

[Anonymous]

Mine sits - has for 10 years, he's 38. I just asked him to weight and amnd I quote "it's driven by height, and pee sprinkles, and those issues are only compounded at night when I'm half asleep. It also gives you a chance to have anmomentnof peace to yourself, and relax. But I would never do this is a public restroom."

So I asked him why we don't teach our boys to sit?

"I don't know maybe we should. But standing up is nice too. It's a matternif choice."

Segway to the SAHM thread...

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Absolutely sits, as do our sons. DH was trained this way by his dad and told it's what gentlemen do. Cannot imagine what it would be like in a house w/DH & 3 boys otherwise.

I wish mine would sit their arses down and pee. Pee is everywhere when they stand. Bathroom smells like a barn.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Mine sits in the middle of the night. He figures his aim might not be great in the dark! I'd like it if he always sat. Doesn't bother me.

+1 my DH recently told me he pees sitting down in the middle of the night so he doesn't have to turn the bathroom light on.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Probably the dribbles is why they sit down. My penis is so big that it hurts my lower back when leaning over the bowl.

Yeh. I guess you're packing the " mother load?"

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Mine sits in the middle of the night. He figures his aim might not be great in the dark! I'd like it if he always sat. Doesn't bother me.

+1 my DH recently told me he pees sitting down in the middle of the night so he doesn't have to turn the bathroom light on.

I started doing this a few years ago. Why did I ever pee standing in the middle of the night?!?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Mine sits in the middle of the night. He figures his aim might not be great in the dark! I'd like it if he always sat. Doesn't bother me.

+1 my DH recently told me he pees sitting down in the middle of the night so he doesn't have to turn the bathroom light on.

I started doing this a few years ago. Why did I ever pee standing in the middle of the night?!?

Never tried writing your name in the mirror?