Husband peeing "sitting-down"

[Anonymous]

Up until a few years ago I thought I had the greatest aim, when a drop did get on the rim I always wiped it up.

I changed my mind when I was painting our bathroom, I put newspaper all over the floor and after a while I need to go so I did, standing up; watching the newspaper come alive like I was watching fantasia was eye-opening.

There are a little droplets of piss getting everywhere no matter how good you think your aim is, I decided I didn't want little droplets of piss all over my master bath so I started sitting. My office, restaurants and everywhere else I stand, but at home I sit.

If not wanting a piss splattered room in my house makes me girly then call me Mary Ann...

Call me Mary Ann and I'll make you hold it for me next time I go.

[Anonymous]

My husband pees sitting down and I was just wondering if it was normal. What a coincidence that I saw this thread. I'd never heard of men sitting down to pee before.

[Anonymous]

Germans do it.

They are hyper vigilant about bathroom cleanliness, and this way there's less spray.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:A guy sitting to pee is kind of girly to me. I guess I am the only one that thinks so.

Not kind of. It is girly.

Well, I used to pee standing up because it was never a problem with urinals but that stopped when I was using my wife's sisters bathroom and she walks in on me. Just that startle response and I lost hold of it and it started going everywhere. Her sister was in shock and just standing there kind of yelling at me while im just trying to fix the situation. She closes the door but when I come out she tells me dont guys with tiny penises know better than to try and pee standing up. I thought she was kind of kidding but she was really angry and ended up saying all of this in front of several other women who were at her house telling them the whole thing. They were trying to be nice and not saying anything and then she literally tells me in front of them "no offense but a guy like you needs to be peeing like a girl". The other girls didnt seem to go along with her until she shows them the bathroom and then they are like yeah you should probably start peeing like a woman. It was super embarrassing and these are all women that my wife and her sister have around frequently so yeah I got pretty scarred by that so based on those comments yes it is "girly" and probably makes a man seem less masculine but sometimes there are reasons for it.

Well at least she acknowledged you have a penis lol

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Germans do it.

They are hyper vigilant about bathroom cleanliness, and this way there's less spray.

Technical question: if you sit to pee, you have to hold it to aim down, right? Does the penis ever touch the inside of the toilet seat?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Germans do it.

They are hyper vigilant about bathroom cleanliness, and this way there's less spray.

Technical question: if you sit to pee, you have to hold it to aim down, right? Does the penis ever touch the inside of the toilet seat?

Yes, you don't want urine in the gap between the toilet bowl and the seat. It would defeat purpose of sitting down.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Germans do it.

They are hyper vigilant about bathroom cleanliness, and this way there's less spray.

Technical question: if you sit to pee, you have to hold it to aim down, right? Does the penis ever touch the inside of the toilet seat?

Yes, you don't want urine in the gap between the toilet bowl and the seat. It would defeat purpose of sitting down.

He answered q1. It has happened where I pee through the gap on onto my pants, usually while taking a dump.

As for it hitting the inside of the toilet seat...I am a grower not a shower, so no issues.

[Anonymous]

I don't know if dh sits but my son does.

[Anonymous]

I'm utterly shocked and stunned at the sheer number of beta cuck adult males out there. Wow.

But I'm now also very optimistic for the future, because my peeing-while-standing alpha-sons are going to totally dominate the beta-cuck man-boys being raised by the posters on this thread.

I think we might burn a car tire tonight in the backyard to celebrate this new found discovery.

[Anonymous]

Mine sits at home, but it doesn't mean that the pee won't go all over the place. Look under the seat.
I think his mom made him and his brothers because they also have 3 sisters and they didn't want to sit in the pee.

[Anonymous]

why not.

Maybe we can get them to wear a pussy hat and a bro romper. Next we can castrate them so they won't want to wander.

[Anonymous]

Effeminate.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:why not.

Maybe we can get them to wear a pussy hat and a bro romper. Next we can castrate them so they won't want to wander.

Exactly. I'm all for it.

The more eunuchs, the better. Easier for my own boys to dominate in 20 years.

[Anonymous]

My DH sits

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote: Up until a few years ago I thought I had the greatest aim, when a drop did get on the rim I always wiped it up.

I changed my mind when I was painting our bathroom, I put newspaper all over the floor and after a while I need to go so I did, standing up; watching the newspaper come alive like I was watching fantasia was eye-opening.

There are a little droplets of piss getting everywhere no matter how good you think your aim is, I decided I didn't want little droplets of piss all over my master bath so I started sitting. My office, restaurants and everywhere else I stand, but at home I sit.

If not wanting a piss splattered room in my house makes me girly then call me Mary Ann...

Call me Mary Ann and I'll make you hold it for me next time I go.