Men if you could order the perfect wife/partner she would…

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:BJ BJ and more BJs.

So your house is filthy, she lays around all day with no job, she can't complete anything she starts, she's dumb as a door knob, you're kids are nasty and unkept as long as you get a BJ you're ok?

He said what he wants, maybe he does all the cleaning and raising kids

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:...has never heard of this website.

🤣🤣🤣 you hater

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:She is curvy
She Doesn’t stress over gaining 2 pounds
She doesn’t scream over small things
Enjoys working out with me at the gym
Keeps natural grooming (I don’t like shaved p***sy)
Enjoys a***nal
Likes to travel to interesting places
Dislikes all inclusive hotels
Doesn’t insist that I share her political views
Doesn’t force me to be religious (I don’t mind if she is, religion is a personal issue)
If she is going to cheat, she should let me know so I can dump her

Good luck finding a woman who will even tolerate that, let alone "enjoy."

I got that my 30 birthday never again. Chocolate cream pie

🤮

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I think it's great that some women who otherwise can't achieve O are actually able to do it with a vibrator. I also think it's great that some men like playing with toys. That said, I'm probably not the only guy who finds them a turn off. Is that a "tell"? Well, I'm telling you I find it to be a turn off. So yes, I guess so.

And I don't usually like very rough sex. Is that a tell too? I suppose so.

I try to be very attuned to my partner but I don't try to be someone I'm not in bed. I admit that some otherwise good relationships ended quickly because of this. But wasn't this thread supposed to be about what I want? It turns out that what I want is different from what some of the other men want. Nevertheless, despite the variations, we are ALL jerks, it seems.

You said it, not us. You’re right though

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote: Ideal Wife

- submissive
- always aware of her appearance
- perfectly groomed: big hair, full makeup, nails & toes
- uber-feminine , hyper-femininity , heels, big cleavage
- always on top of fashion, cosmetics, always learning new techniques and ways to be beautiful
- cultivates girlfriends just like her who try to outdo each other & secretly compete
- sexually passive but always accommodating
- knows how to please but demure about it

This is me.
However, my friends and I don’t compete. We hold our own.

Husband always tells me that he loves that I’m a freak in sheets (our bedroom) and not one soul but him knows

Fun list sir!

Do you have a job or kids tho because I can't imagine having the time for all this physical maintenance without a lot of free time somewhere in my life

Have both. It’s possible.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Successful in life, and a deviant submissive in marriage.

So be bipolar?

[Anonymous]

You forgot be extremely wealthy.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Successful in life, and a deviant submissive in marriage.

So be bipolar?

That has nothing to do with Bi Polar. Plenty of woman are like this. Going to work all day in a high stress job managing a large number of people, make dozens of decisions with large financial or human capital repercussions and then coming home to a safe place where you can give that all up. It helps woman find balance.

[Anonymous]

Wife has a pretty intense job, we’ve got kids, I get that a lot gets thrown on women and expectations are high. Not ignoring that. But here’s where I’m at:

1. When I get home, I really don’t want to get into work talk. I just want to chill for a bit.

2. Put an effort into being attractive. You used to.

3. Not asking for a succubus or anything, but it’d be nice to actually feel wanted sometimes.

4. Stop treating me or making me feel like a mule half the time.

5. Stop nagging. I might not do things on your exact timeline, but I’ll get to it.

6. I’m down to find stuff we both enjoy doing, but we should also have our own hobbies and space.

7. I just want a partner and a friend, not just someone I run a household with.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Wife has a pretty intense job, we’ve got kids, I get that a lot gets thrown on women and expectations are high. Not ignoring that. But here’s where I’m at:

1. When I get home, I really don’t want to get into work talk. I just want to chill for a bit.

2. Put an effort into being attractive. You used to.

3. Not asking for a succubus or anything, but it’d be nice to actually feel wanted sometimes.

4. Stop treating me or making me feel like a mule half the time.

5. Stop nagging. I might not do things on your exact timeline, but I’ll get to it.

6. I’m down to find stuff we both enjoy doing, but we should also have our own hobbies and space.

7. I just want a partner and a friend, not just someone I run a household with.

What do you think your wife would ask for?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I think it's great that some women who otherwise can't achieve O are actually able to do it with a vibrator. I also think it's great that some men like playing with toys. That said, I'm probably not the only guy who finds them a turn off. Is that a "tell"? Well, I'm telling you I find it to be a turn off. So yes, I guess so.

And I don't usually like very rough sex. Is that a tell too? I suppose so.

I try to be very attuned to my partner but I don't try to be someone I'm not in bed. I admit that some otherwise good relationships ended quickly because of this. But wasn't this thread supposed to be about what I want? It turns out that what I want is different from what some of the other men want. Nevertheless, despite the variations, we are ALL jerks, it seems.

You’re still not getting it. Which is sad and explains a lot.

Your original post was putting the blame on the woman for not having multiple Os with you. But it’s you that is not into having sex the way they O. That is not a problem with the woman.

No, you are still not getting it. If she and I can't have sex in the way I like best, and can only have sex with the aid of a machine (which turns me off a bit), then she is not a "perfect" partner for me, even if she's perfect for someone else. Surely you get this if someone says I need my partner to enjoy travel, or eating the food I like, or sharing my hobbies. And surely you get it if someone says I need my partner to be physically attractive (not fat or not short or not bald or whatever). If you can't I without a machine, then you are not my perfect partner. No great loss for me or for you. You can find men who enjoy sex with you. I can find women who enjoy sex with me. We both will probably do just fine.

This is what you wrote:
“Sexually responsive in bed (has many Os, so women who tell me they like sex but rarely reach O with a man are not going to hold my attention for the long term)”

This is what you should have wrote:
Has sex and has Os the way I like for her to.

There is nothing wrong with your ‘perfect’ partner being submissive or whatever it is “you like” to you. That’s not what you wrote. Your statement puts the blame on the woman for not having multiple Os with you.

The guy seems like a d-bag, but I don't see him putting the "blame" on women for not having Os with him. He is just interested in women who can O with him. That seems totally normal.

[Anonymous]

As a man with ASD in my 20’s, I want a furry anthro woman if they were real…

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:As a man with ASD in my 20’s, I want a furry anthro woman if they were real…

why do so many people with ASD ship themselves with fictional characters anyway?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote: Ideal Wife

- submissive
- always aware of her appearance
- perfectly groomed: big hair, full makeup, nails & toes
- uber-feminine , hyper-femininity , heels, big cleavage
- always on top of fashion, cosmetics, always learning new techniques and ways to be beautiful
- cultivates girlfriends just like her who try to outdo each other & secretly compete
- sexually passive but always accommodating
- knows how to please but demure about it

LOL. Shocker that a MAGA beta boy had to reopen this thread in 2026, and we have MAGA water bearers gleeful about it.

Sad.

[Anonymous]

Not American