Non-famous but frequent DCUM posters

[Anonymous]

There’s a poster who pops up in baby name threads and claims her DD is the only person on Earth with a particular name (she’s never shared the name). How could someone ever know that to be true?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:There’s a poster who pops up in baby name threads and claims her DD is the only person on Earth with a particular name (she’s never shared the name). How could someone ever know that to be true?

Plus, what would the repercussions of sharing be? That songs wine would steal the name (unlikely); that someone would know you posted on DCUM?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The person who visits every thread about Trader Joe’s to say how unhealthy all their food is and how they would never shop there.

The “white women age like milk” poster.

The person who obsessively posts about Kate Middleton.

Yes! The Kate Middleton one! She's so crazy.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:There’s a poster who pops up in baby name threads and claims her DD is the only person on Earth with a particular name (she’s never shared the name). How could someone ever know that to be true?

Plus, what would the repercussions of sharing be? That songs wine would steal the name (unlikely); that someone would know you posted on DCUM?

I always think of “The Seven” Seinfeld episode.


SUSAN: They're gonna name their baby Seven.

GEORGE: (disbelief) What?! They're stealing the name?! That's my name, I made it up!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Then you shouldn’t have...poster.
Should’ve have married DH, shouldn’t have had kids etc.

yes -- don't know if that is one poster but its insidious.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Then you shouldn’t have...poster.
Should’ve have married DH, shouldn’t have had kids etc.

yes -- don't know if that is one poster but its insidious.

Is this the same as “Divorce.” poster?

DH leaves the toilet seat up. Divorce
DH gets mad at DD. Divorce
DH is friendly with our realtor. Divorce.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Then you shouldn’t have...poster.
Should’ve have married DH, shouldn’t have had kids etc.

yes -- don't know if that is one poster but its insidious.

Is this the same as “Divorce.” poster?

DH leaves the toilet seat up. Divorce
DH gets mad at DD. Divorce
DH is friendly with our realtor. Divorce.

OMG yes. The "I'd be talking to a divorce lawyer if my DH did XYZ poster." 99% of the US population would be divorced if we followed her advice.

[Anonymous]

The MD schools poster who turns every thread into a rant on "illegals." I'm afraid to go to that forum sometimes.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:2 words:
green beans

Tell me more; who is this and what is it about green beans?

C'mon, you know: green beans with your one slice of pizza!

Or three asparagus spears!

But...but...but...THAT'S NOT A FULL PORTION FOR ANYONE BUT A CHILD!!!!!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:2 words:
green beans

Tell me more; who is this and what is it about green beans?

C'mon, you know: green beans with your one slice of pizza!

I am not that poster (I swear!), but I do eat green beans and pizza. You've got to have something green with your pizza!

[Anonymous]

Is the guy who went to more than 1000 prostitutes while stationed overseas famous?

[Anonymous]

The poster who works "H1B"'s into almost every Jobs board Discussion.

[Anonymous]

oh honey poster

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The poster who works "H1B"'s into almost every Jobs board Discussion.

OMG yes!! I hate him and wish Jeff would ban him.

[Anonymous]

The exhaustingly nitpicks 50%-50% marriage equality DW. Like I can’t choose to do dishes and have DH do trash, because that conforms to gender roles. Even though I hate the dishes. And I can’t have DH buy me an ice cream on his way home, because that’s his money and I should have my own and I should be able to buy Lynd own ice cream as an adult woman.