Non-famous but frequent DCUM posters

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The poster who always posts one word 'This.' I picture her sloshing on a computer with a giant glass of wine all alone at night as usual.

Psssst... there’s not just one poster doing this.

This.
It's another way of saying +1 that I suspect lots of people use.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:oh honey poster

This is another case of someone thinking a common phrase is attributable to just one person.

[Anonymous]

Metastatic Cancer dude, though he doesn't post as often as he used to.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:oh honey poster

This is another case of someone thinking a common phrase is attributable to just one person.

No, I think it is one poster. It's always "Oh, honey" followed by some in your face/tough love advice.

[Anonymous]

The "sounds like your child must have Autism/ADHD/some other disorder because my child never behaved that way" poster, after OP describes an incident of bad behavior.

[Anonymous]

The poster who post things like “Look at this adorable snow cottage!!!!!” And links to a crappy falling apart Bethesda ranch.

[Anonymous]

Unfortunately, "You know Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah, right?" isn't confined to a single poster I can isolate and ostracize.

[Anonymous]

Metastatic Cancer dude, though he doesn't post as often as he used to.
The poster whose younger sister tries to cut her out of her life but the poster pretty much stalks her. Strict immigrant parents, younger sister dating or married to a white guy, poster won't leave her alone about it. The poster also always gets on her about her diet and keeps claiming to not understand why her younger sister doesn't want her around.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:oh honey poster

This is another case of someone thinking a common phrase is attributable to just one person.

No, I think it is one poster. It's always "Oh, honey" followed by some in your face/tough love advice.

It’s not. This is like thinking anyone who says “meh” is the same poster.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:
"Your car broke down and you aren't sure how to get to work next week? Just move to a house near the Metro and unicycle to the Metro stop every day! Easy peasy!"

[Anonymous]

The annoying person who tells everyone on the College thread whose DC doesn't have above a 3.5 GPA and a 1350 on their SATs that they should take a gap year.

[Anonymous]

What about the crazy person who mentions airplane noise every time someone asks about living in Palisades or Georgetown? She posts numerous times on each thread to say that the noise is deafening and if you say you don't notice it she says that there's something wrong with you.

[Anonymous]

I 100 percent get why it's not the case, but I really do wish people had to register so I could get a better grasp of all the neuroses in real time.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The poster who post things like “Look at this adorable snow cottage!!!!!” And links to a crappy falling apart Bethesda ranch.

I was coming here to say Cute/Adorable Real Estate Poster

[Anonymous]

I appreciate the Family Relationships poster who uses the phrase "mealy-mouthed ninny" and/or tells people to "nut up" and set boundaries. She's something of a steamroller, but that forum really does need more backbone.