I can't be friends with people who.....

[Anonymous]

Snobby
Transplants to DC
Who think they are so "DC" but are clueless they so aren't and never will be (and have this notion that Washingtonians aren't such if they don't live in DC - it's laughable)
Who think they are so open-minded but are really just super judgmental and often racially insensitive without even knowing it
Who drive a blue Prius with an Obama sticker
Who have to live where they "can walk" everywhere (barf! barf! barf! this says a lot about the transplant - unless it's a new yorker)

[Anonymous]

Yes, non-vaccinators!!
But that sort of goes without saying. Who the hell would be friends with them? Assholes. Selfish and dumb. And also, assholes.

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Anonymous wrote:. . .are teachers and then complain that you never get to meet anybody [to date].

We don't. We're mostly surrounded by other women. There's a serious dearth of males in general at my school. The ones who are there are either married or gay.

Which is such a shock, b/c when you decided to go into teaching, you thought it would be chock-full of potential husband-material-types?

It's not a shock at all. It's just annoying when one is horny.

And PS, why did you expurgate my post? I admitted it was annoying to others, but you chose to remove that part from my quote.

1) You were not horny when you chose your profession? Then, don't complain now. Also: try to make an effort to attend events with your peers outside of school events (PS this does not include the PTA auction).
2) I eliminate superfluous material.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Yes, non-vaccinators!!
But that sort of goes without saying. Who the hell would be friends with them? Assholes. Selfish and dumb. And also, assholes.

Ditto!! I have a friend who keeps saying, "You should have stopped by!! Why don't you ever come visit?!?" B/c your kids are non-vaccinated you freakin' weirdo???? Sheesh. Fine, I get it, it's our decision, but it's also my personal decision to then consider you whatever I want to consider you. And PS I just may be adopting a HepB child from a developing country. . . and there a lot of others like me who already have adopted kids with this, playing with your kid on the playground, maybe skinning their knees and bleeding, maybe not, you never know. . . .we are not even under any obligation to disclose this (b/c I have looked into it); schools are supposed to exercise "universal precautions;" you wanna reconsider your preconceived notions about vaccinations, at least, as they pertain to this one? It's not all drug addicts or prostitutes, eh? Shrug. No skin off my back. I'm vaccinated and my other kids are.

[Anonymous]

speak Chinese only, because I can't speak Chinese

are in a coma

are dead

are monks

most other people i can probably be friends with, until they irritate me, which occasionally someone will by being petty about something like making a few personal photocopies at work. also i especially like people who:

like milkshakes

like animals

like nudity

and tell jokes

namaste.

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Anonymous wrote:Yes, non-vaccinators!!
But that sort of goes without saying. Who the hell would be friends with them? Assholes. Selfish and dumb. And also, assholes.

Ditto!! I have a friend who keeps saying, "You should have stopped by!! Why don't you ever come visit?!?" B/c your kids are non-vaccinated you freakin' weirdo???? Sheesh. Fine, I get it, it's our decision, but it's also my personal decision to then consider you whatever I want to consider you. And PS I just may be adopting a HepB child from a developing country. . . and there a lot of others like me who already have adopted kids with this, playing with your kid on the playground, maybe skinning their knees and bleeding, maybe not, you never know. . . .we are not even under any obligation to disclose this (b/c I have looked into it); schools are supposed to exercise "universal precautions;" you wanna reconsider your preconceived notions about vaccinations, at least, as they pertain to this one? It's not all drug addicts or prostitutes, eh? Shrug. No skin off my back. I'm vaccinated and my other kids are.

For real! This!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Snobby
Transplants to DC
Who think they are so "DC" but are clueless they so aren't and never will be (and have this notion that Washingtonians aren't such if they don't live in DC - it's laughable)
Who think they are so open-minded but are really just super judgmental and often racially insensitive without even knowing it
Who drive a blue Prius with an Obama sticker
Who have to live where they "can walk" everywhere (barf! barf! barf! this says a lot about the transplant - unless it's a new yorker)

is this your neighbor?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:speak Chinese only, because I can't speak Chinese

are in a coma

are dead

are monks

most other people i can probably be friends with, until they irritate me, which occasionally someone will by being petty about something like making a few personal photocopies at work. also i especially like people who:

like milkshakes

like animals

like nudity

and tell jokes

namaste.

We could be friends.

[Anonymous]

I can befriend anyone, but I avoid people who:

-are smokers
-have little intellectual curiosity
-are picky eaters
-have racial anxiety (that's much harder as there are a lot you out there!)
-don't think critically
-are perpetually cranky or negative
-bash the city and its inhabitants
-are selfish

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Anonymous wrote:Wow. Non-drinker here. So you guys wouldn't be my friends? I'm surprised - but I guess I should have figured that people are thinking that behind my back.

Just to let you know. I wish I could drink.

Why can't you? FWIW I would not care if you did not drink and were my friend. I would only have an issue if you were smug or condescending about my drinking

Recovering alcoholic. Oh yeah, I hate people who are smug and condescending about this. I usually just don't mention it and let people figure it out when I order a coke.

Hey! A family member is a miserable alcoholic. GOOD FOR YOU on the recovering part.

[Anonymous]

Smokers! Amen! You all may be cool, but you've got a real uphill battle with me trying to convince me to override everything else I've got going on as it pertain to smokers. Good luck.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Wow. Non-drinker here. So you guys wouldn't be my friends? I'm surprised - but I guess I should have figured that people are thinking that behind my back.

Just to let you know. I wish I could drink.

Why can't you? FWIW I would not care if you did not drink and were my friend. I would only have an issue if you were smug or condescending about my drinking

Recovering alcoholic. Oh yeah, I hate people who are smug and condescending about this. I usually just don't mention it and let people figure it out when I order a coke.

Hey! A family member is a miserable alcoholic. GOOD FOR YOU on the recovering part.

I agree. Some members of the in-law fam are alcoholics here too and I SERIOUSLY give you super super credit. I do think it's a crying shame when drinkers feel threatened by non-drinkers. Ya'll, seriously, it says more about them than it does about you. Just ignore them, if you can, but I know it's hard.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:are militantly a-religious and/or non-prolife.

Shit. Well, I guess I would never be your friend.

[Anonymous]

Like the movie "Titanic".
Think Rosa Mexicana serves good Mexican food.
Wear pants with palm trees on them.
Choreograph a dance for their wedding reception.
Talk through a movie.
Take their shoes off in public.
Frequent buffets.

[Anonymous]

people who don't care less about their pets. Seriously, I think a lot of Americans can go overboard over whether Fluffy has a bday party or not, or whether Fido is wearing his all-weather booties or not, but i do think there is an acceptable "ground zero" for responsible and humanitarian pet stewardship, and I think a) spaying/neutering b) healthy diet, c) indoor care (if cats), d) propert dental care, etc.