I can't be friends with people who.....

[Anonymous]

1. don't drink
2. don't complain about their husbands
3. don't hire babysitters

Luckily, these three things often go hand-in-hand so it doesn't elimitate too many people.
What are yours?

[Anonymous]

corrects their spouse in front of me (major pet peeve)

[Anonymous]

Don't drink

Are workaholics

[Anonymous]

Women who like to cause drama in all aspects of their lives and have in encroach onto others.

[Anonymous]

...are executives at Wal-Mart

(actually OP, I #1 and #3, but I fail to see how #2--which I don't do--corresponds. If I have a disagreement with dh, I will sometimes talk about it with my sister, but I don't complain. Hate when ladies do.)

[Anonymous]

are needy.

[Anonymous]

Wow. Non-drinker here. So you guys wouldn't be my friends? I'm surprised - but I guess I should have figured that people are thinking that behind my back.

Just to let you know. I wish I could drink.

[Anonymous]

don't have a sense of humor (preferably dirty)
don't drink--ever
don't know how to have fun
do have a facebook obsession (losers)-constant worry of them posting pics of me
do have body odor/bad breathe issues

[Anonymous]

the conservative, right wing, Tea Party loving, Rush Limbaugh listening assholes who seem to seek me out these days.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Wow. Non-drinker here. So you guys wouldn't be my friends? I'm surprised - but I guess I should have figured that people are thinking that behind my back.

Just to let you know. I wish I could drink.

Why can't you? FWIW I would not care if you did not drink and were my friend. I would only have an issue if you were smug or condescending about my drinking

[Anonymous]

are militantly a-religious and/or non-prolife.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:are militantly a-religious and/or non-prolife.

So people who are casually nonreligious are okay?

And you won't be friends with those who are in favor of abortion rights?

These are real, non-snarky questions.

[Anonymous]

12:42 DON'T feel bad. Non-drinker here too. I don't care for friendships where I am judged for choosing not to drink.

[Anonymous]

Hmm...I don't drink due to a way too wild decade and a half before hitting 30, but I do indulge in the occasional bowl and, sometimes, blow. Surprised that you would cross me off at the get-go because I don't drink.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:corrects their spouse in front of me (major pet peeve)

Uh oh I do this a lot. Does it really annoy people? We just have that kind of repertoire in our relationship... We still are very close and love each other.