Confessions

[Anonymous]

Bump.

I confess I bumped this thread because I want it to quickly become the all time DCUM hottest thread, displaying that distasteful Beavoir Scandal thread.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:You guys cannot be parents. If you are, you're as bad as the South Carolina governor...willing to risk everything, for what?...a buzz? Grow the hell up.

It's a confession thread, not a tell-other-people-whom-I've-never-met-what-to-do thread. If you have nothing to confess, what the hell are you doing around here? Shouldn't you be out attending a pro-life rally or trying to get a book banned somewhere?

Well, for one thing I'm pro-choice. I'm looking at something not IMMORAL but something ILLEGAL. And as small as the risk may be of getting caught and prosecuted, I simply fail to see why a couple of good belts of scotch cannot accomplish the same thing.

I stand by my statement: Grow the hell up.

And I confess that I invade confession threads and tell people I don't know that they are acting like IDIOTS just so that they can feel young and cool again, when they are not young and cool, they have fricken children to raise, and they should think about what they would have to say to their children and the parents at their precious independent schools when they are prosecuted for possession.

Were they really ever cool, not just the loser pot-heads? On top of that, they are now old!

Old and wrinkled from smoking and with bad sperm from all that pot.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Bump.

I confess I bumped this thread because I want it to quickly become the all time DCUM hottest thread, displaying that distasteful Beavoir Scandal thread.

I confess that it bothers me you didn't know the word was "displacing"...

[Anonymous]

I cheated on my husband twice with the same guy, and don't regret it a bit... I did it as a revenge for the emmotionnal and verbal bullying and also for trying to find women on hornymatches.com, his profile said "young, attractive man looking for discreet relationship".

[Anonymous]

I admit - I prefer the sexual confessions

[Anonymous]

I like to eat cat food.

[Anonymous]

The person who claimed to chew his own toenails is copying off me-and I resent it!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The person who claimed to chew his own toenails is copying off me-and I resent it!

Inconceivable that others like to chew their own toenails?

[Anonymous]

Bump


I confess I just spent 1 hour reading this thread and want to know if the lesbian hook ups ever happened.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I confess that, upon staying home w/ my kids, I apparently miss the regular contact with other men that I had at work and they harmless, playful flirting that made work fun at times. It has gotten so bad that I have developed a crush on the Steve Songs guy from PBS Kids, no joke.

seriously?

Someone I know is his friend. I'd hook you up, but we're no longer on speaking terms.

[Anonymous]

Here's my confession - I have written up erotic non-fiction stories of all my sexual activities and posted them on Literotica. I love writing it all down and reliving everything in my mind.

[Anonymous]

Speaking of which, I confess that I have had multiple lesbian encounters. I found the actual act to be not that enjoyable. Women get, well, slimy when excited. It was a little like eating okra.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Speaking of which, I confess that I have had multiple lesbian encounters. I found the actual act to be not that enjoyable. Women get, well, slimy when excited. It was a little like eating okra.

gag. barf.

[Anonymous]

I have never eaten okra, but I have eaten out another woman. I guess the first time I have okra, I'm going to have to say, "this is just like eating pussy!"

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I have never eaten okra, but I have eaten out another woman. I guess the first time I have okra, I'm going to have to say, "this is just like eating pussy!"

I will never be able to eat okra with out cracking up now.