Confessions

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I have never eaten okra, but I have eaten out another woman. I guess the first time I have okra, I'm going to have to say, "this is just like eating pussy!"

LOL!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Speaking of which, I confess that I have had multiple lesbian encounters. I found the actual act to be not that enjoyable. Women get, well, slimy when excited. It was a little like eating okra.

Knowing what you now know, are you still attracted to women?

[Anonymous]

I'm on the MOTH list and I don't live on Capitol Hill.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My husband and I earn 160K per year and we are about 2 weeks away from foreclosure on our house.

We got a loan modification through our lender and avoided foreclosure.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My husband and I earn 160K per year and we are about 2 weeks away from foreclosure on our house.

We got a loan modification through our lender and avoided foreclosure.

Nice to hear that worked out.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Speaking of which, I confess that I have had multiple lesbian encounters. I found the actual act to be not that enjoyable. Women get, well, slimy when excited. It was a little like eating okra.

Knowing what you now know, are you still attracted to women?

DCUM needs to have a playgroup one weekend-SOON! No dads allowed. The kids can watch movies and moms can "eat okra". Who's down? Who can host?

[Anonymous]

I can attest to the fact that vagina is no more slimy than penis. I hate okra but love tacos.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Speaking of which, I confess that I have had multiple lesbian encounters. I found the actual act to be not that enjoyable. Women get, well, slimy when excited. It was a little like eating okra.

Knowing what you now know, are you still attracted to women?

Yes, very very much. I feel like a shy little kid whenever I see a naked woman in the gym locker room. I love looking at naked women. I want to touch them, I want to stick my fingers in them, I just don't want to go down on them. Whenever DH is giving me oral, I like to fantasize that he is actually a she.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Speaking of which, I confess that I have had multiple lesbian encounters. I found the actual act to be not that enjoyable. Women get, well, slimy when excited. It was a little like eating okra.

Knowing what you now know, are you still attracted to women?

Yes, very very much. I feel like a shy little kid whenever I see a naked woman in the gym locker room. I love looking at naked women. I want to touch them, I want to stick my fingers in them, I just don't want to go down on them. Whenever DH is giving me oral, I like to fantasize that he is actually a she.

I do that all the time. I would and have gone down on girls but prefer to recieve. DH and I watch lesbian porn together which really turns us both on!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I confess I have no idea what people are referring to when they say 'Beauvoir Moms'.

Beauvoir Mom [boh-vwahr mom]

-- noun

1. The mother of a child attending the Beauvoir National Cathedral Elementary School, a select private elementary school in Washington, DC.
2. Any woman behaving in a manner fitting of a Beauvoir Mom, including but not limited to the wearing of Lily Pulizer seersucker striped frock with Kenneth Jay Lane charming aquatic animals baubles, the discussion of the general deterioration of Surfside Beach on Nantucket, or the planning of the latest philanthopic event to benefit the Washington Ballet, La Raza, or the Ovarian Cancer Research Fund.

Too funny! I had no idea what the Kenneth Jay Lane jewlery looked like . . . so I looked it up. Seriously??! This stuff is in style? It looks like the junk I used to play with in my grandmother's (costume) jewlery box as a kid. Hideous!

[Anonymous]

After I had my baby I have grown to hate my pets. I loved them before, but now I would give them away in a heart beat - but no one would want them.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:After I had my baby I have grown to hate my pets. I loved them before, but now I would give them away in a heart beat - but no one would want them.

Because they are time consuming?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:After I had my baby I have grown to hate my pets. I loved them before, but now I would give them away in a heart beat - but no one would want them.

Because they are time consuming?

And smelly and dirty?

[Anonymous]

The confessions thread is what got me hooked to DC Urban Moms.

[Anonymous]

just checking....