What is the craziest thing you’ve ever done while drunk?

[Anonymous]

Peed on a few cars out of spite (guy who called my friend a derogatory name, cheating ex-boyfriend)
Kayaked down a flight of stairs

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Slept with my sisters husband - we were both blitzed. I had always secretly had the hotspot for him but never acted on it before that night.

Not crazy. Evil. Vile.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Sex with my neighbor

I did this, too. Ended up dating him until my lease was up. Great, convenient sex!

[Anonymous]

My brother and I at 4 am drunk attempted to total my car. Was a piece of crap junking in the morning for scrap but still ran. We were going wild in an empty parking lot jumping curbs and smacking things. Final curb was two feet high we hit it head on at 40. It broke two motor mounts and slammed engine through radiator. Now we realize we are seven miles from home. We go WTF let’s see off runs, it does and instead of side roads we decide highway is quick. Get the car up to 70
Antifreeze is spraying on windshield next thing I know tranny fluid covers windshield and since an old convertible with top down I try to look over windshield. We make it home. Junk yard rings bell at 9am he wax like what the hell! He threatens to live it as hard to back into driveway. We decided to see if it runs it started and backed out. He still gave us $35 scrap. Said on his history was absolute worse condition junk car that ran. And yes we were on 495 at 415 am after 20 beers driving it. The next day brother reminded me we had three girls in back seat while attending to total it no seat belts and top down.

[Anonymous]

Screwed a female executive while her husband watched. It’s a thing

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Slept with my sisters husband - we were both blitzed. I had always secretly had the hotspot for him but never acted on it before that night.

Did she ever find out? Did you guys hook up again?

[Anonymous]

Walked into the chapel at Georgetown naked

[Anonymous]

Made out in the backseat of a cab with my roommate's best friend's fiance. No, the BFF and her bae didn't get married. And, no, I'm not in touch with either roomie nor BFF after all these years. Ugh.

[Anonymous]

Tried to do my bar routine (had quit gymnastic five years earlier) on a series of pipes hanging off the side of a pier over the ocean. Totally ripped up my hands and had a LONG scary swim to shore.

Swam naked in the fountain in the center of the town we were visiting. Dove underwater as cars drove by so that no one would see us.

Befriended a farmer, and went with him to meet some baby cows in the middle of the night. Have no freaking idea how we got there or who he was, but I do remember the cows and the smell. Fortunately I had a couple of friends come along on that adventure.

Woke up with thousands of dollars and a purposeful of 1099 forms from playing high limit slots slots in Vegas. SO SO SO not my usual speed.

Gave away my car to a cute boy. Fortunately, my friend tracked him down when i confessed what I had done. He gave the keys back.

Brought a jumbo kiddie pool in the living room and set it up as a hot tub. Forgot to think about how we'd drain it the next day.

So many other stories. Had a ton of fun in my teens and 20s. I do not drink anymore.

[Anonymous]

Gave my roommate a bro job.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Gave my roommate a bro job.

What is that?

And, did the sister from above ever find out?

The only thing here that really shocks is the weird totaling a car story.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Gave my roommate a bro job.

What is that?

And, did the sister from above ever find out?

The only thing here that really shocks is the weird totaling a car story.

JO

[Anonymous]

Having sex with my teenage girlfriend on a school playground tall slide during a lightning storm (late at night). Was intense, but super stupid.

[Anonymous]

Laid down in the middle of the road. Thankfully my friend made me get up before I got run over by a car.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My brother and I at 4 am drunk attempted to total my car. Was a piece of crap junking in the morning for scrap but still ran. We were going wild in an empty parking lot jumping curbs and smacking things. Final curb was two feet high we hit it head on at 40. It broke two motor mounts and slammed engine through radiator. Now we realize we are seven miles from home. We go WTF let’s see off runs, it does and instead of side roads we decide highway is quick. Get the car up to 70
Antifreeze is spraying on windshield next thing I know tranny fluid covers windshield and since an old convertible with top down I try to look over windshield. We make it home. Junk yard rings bell at 9am he wax like what the hell! He threatens to live it as hard to back into driveway. We decided to see if it runs it started and backed out. He still gave us $35 scrap. Said on his history was absolute worse condition junk car that ran. And yes we were on 495 at 415 am after 20 beers driving it. The next day brother reminded me we had three girls in back seat while attending to total it no seat belts and top down.

I'm curious, are you drunk now?