What is the craziest thing you’ve ever done while drunk?

[Anonymous]

- fought someone naked in the street
- done drugs
- got arrested
- blacked out and threw up in the car .. woke up in hospital
- got pregnant
- drunk dialed and cursed out tons of people over the course of the years

[Anonymous]

I went outside the club and smoked with a bum. I don’t even smoke. He was my best friend that night.
I bummed from a bum, and thought it was so funny. What an asshole.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I was once at a dance & a cute guy asked me if I wanted to dance.
I was drunk and said okay.

It was at a hip hop dance club 🎶🎶🎶 and when we got on the dance floor, I began twirling like a ballerina 🩰 doing my pliés, etc.

I’ve done this kind of thing several times when drunk. Although, not always on a dance floor.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:PP 1:40. Repressed memory: roommate and I, both females, would stumble out of our lone college bar to walk home. One time we had to use the bathroom, so just took a chance and found an unlocked guys' college apartment let ourselves in and left.
We got more brazen and ended up a few times using the bathroom, then grab chips...to one of the last times melting nacho cheese in the microwave and pouring it all over a bag of chips and walking home eating fistfuls of soggy nachos.

Classy.

We used to do something similar but would go to a certain fraternity house. We’d make snacks and get soft drinks from the fountain machine.

[Anonymous]

Seduced the limo driver after he dropped my friends off. I was the last stop after a drunken Bachelorette party. Had him park on a random street and fooled around in the back of the car.

[Anonymous]

Drink as a skunk in my business suit as drinking since 5 pm ended up at large club with Naughty by Nature performing. During their song OPP just casually walked in stage took Mike and sang a few bars of OPP.

I think the bouncers were utterly confused why a white guy kn a business suit at a club at 1am was walking in stage and let me

[Anonymous]

Jumped off the odyssey on potomac. Swam to docks...only for them to be fenced at the end. Kept jumping back in...swimming to docks...was picked up by police. Convinced them they didnt have jurisdiction over maritime regs...had to go to Annapolis and meet with some military court people. Was all fun in games until college almost stopped me from walking at graduation...ended well. Then got drunk at graduation a couple days later.

[Anonymous]

Wow, you people are wild!
I never broke the law while drunk My craziest were a couple of hookups with just-met people at parties (or after parties) but it was all consensual and, most times, even safe. I ended up dating one of those guys for a year.
I never even threw up in public! I guess I just know my limits...

[Anonymous]

Sex with my neighbor

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Took a cab to Dulles, bought a ticket to Paris and got on the plane with nothing more than some snacks and magazines I bought at the airport.

Ended up being one of the best weeks of my life, even if it did take me two years to pay off the credit card bill.

I call BS. You can't simply get on the plane to Paris, you need to have your passport with you. Plus, how did they sell you a ticket and let you on the plane if you were that blitzed?

[Anonymous]

In college my BF and I went back to my room for some drunken sex and my roommate was passed out on her bed. We must have been very noisy because she woke up and said something about not being left out so she joined us. No real FF but he had a very memorable evening. We broke up soon after that and that was the last time I’ve been drunk and now I rarely finish a glass of wine.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Fell asleep in the snow and woke up in the morning. Had to go to the hospital

This stuff is so dangerous! Remember, a couple of years ago, a high school kid in Bethesda froze to death coming back from a home party drunk. Lost his way, fell onto the ground and they found him the next morning. Terrifying!
My kids are still young but I'm paralyzed with fear just thinking about their drinking days ahead. I guess, there but for the grace of God...

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:In college my BF and I went back to my room for some drunken sex and my roommate was passed out on her bed. We must have been very noisy because she woke up and said something about not being left out so she joined us. No real FF but he had a very memorable evening. We broke up soon after that and that was the last time I’ve been drunk and now I rarely finish a glass of wine.

Did you two stay roommates? Was it awkward in the morning?

[Anonymous]

I got into a cab pissy @ss drunk in Rio de Janeiro. I was with my SIL, thankfully, but we were both pretty incapacitated and vulnerable. I’m so grateful the cabby took us back to our hotel.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Ben.

he’s an idiot, fuk him.