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[quote=Anonymous]My brother and I at 4 am drunk attempted to total my car. Was a piece of crap junking in the morning for scrap but still ran. We were going wild in an empty parking lot jumping curbs and smacking things. Final curb was two feet high we hit it head on at 40. It broke two motor mounts and slammed engine through radiator. Now we realize we are seven miles from home. We go WTF let’s see off runs, it does and instead of side roads we decide highway is quick. Get the car up to 70 Antifreeze is spraying on windshield next thing I know tranny fluid covers windshield and since an old convertible with top down I try to look over windshield. We make it home. Junk yard rings bell at 9am he wax like what the hell! He threatens to live it as hard to back into driveway. We decided to see if it runs it started and backed out. He still gave us $35 scrap. Said on his history was absolute worse condition junk car that ran. And yes we were on 495 at 415 am after 20 beers driving it. The next day brother reminded me we had three girls in back seat while attending to total it no seat belts and top down. [/quote]
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