What is the craziest thing you’ve ever done while drunk?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Screwed a female executive while her husband watched. It’s a thing

Are you an Executive, or just the John to Executives?

I met them at bar. We were drinking. Next thing I know he leaves. She takes me back to hotel room. Hot body. Next thing I know she tells me her husband can only get hard watching a man with his wife, will sit on corner with lights off. I go ok

I literally put on a show!!! Soon as done he comes over says, you look sweaty go take shower get dressed, as he mounted wife. I take my time, shower get dressed and he is done at minibar. He says great job, hands me a beer walks me to door. I go maybe we do this again. Wife says sorry he can only get hard if a new man so won’t work.

That was strange!

[Anonymous]

Tried to get into a restaurant in Barcelona after the bars closed (around 8 am). Didn't realize it was closed, and the doors weren't locked with deadbolts but just chained from the inside. 2 full length glass doors. I pulled hard on one, my friend on the other, didn't realize they were locked. The one completely shattered, raining glass, I was left holding a brass handle, free of the door.

We ran, laughing hysterically. Night I turned 21.

[Anonymous]

Not sure that its "crazy" per se, but I did have an entire conversation with three dudes outside a bar about my love of sausage. Got so far as to detail that I really loved the links, not the patties. In my mind I was legitimately talking about the breakfast food.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Screwed a female executive while her husband watched. It’s a thing

Are you an Executive, or just the John to Executives?

I met them at bar. We were drinking. Next thing I know he leaves. She takes me back to hotel room. Hot body. Next thing I know she tells me her husband can only get hard watching a man with his wife, will sit on corner with lights off. I go ok

I literally put on a show!!! Soon as done he comes over says, you look sweaty go take shower get dressed, as he mounted wife. I take my time, shower get dressed and he is done at minibar. He says great job, hands me a beer walks me to door. I go maybe we do this again. Wife says sorry he can only get hard if a new man so won’t work.

That was strange!

Was it Jerry Falwell?

[Anonymous]

Got into a car with a drunk driver. We were very lucky no one was hurt or killed.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Got into a car with a drunk driver. We were very lucky no one was hurt or killed.

You do know that was more common years ago. I say I drove drunk maybe 500 times and maybe been in a car with drunk driver 1,000 times. Never a ticket.

I actually did get pulled over once after 23 beers. I had bad luck of having an ugly car and he just pulled me over to talk. He really delayed my trip to the next bar.

My buddy got pulled over when I was in the car after a Quelude, two joints and 12 beers after he sideswiped a pole with me on passenger seat. Cop let us go. We were worried he would make us lock car and throw keys in woods. My favorite if married they took keys locked car and told the man wife can pick up keys at station.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Screwed a female executive while her husband watched. It’s a thing

Are you an Executive, or just the John to Executives?

I met them at bar. We were drinking. Next thing I know he leaves. She takes me back to hotel room. Hot body. Next thing I know she tells me her husband can only get hard watching a man with his wife, will sit on corner with lights off. I go ok

I literally put on a show!!! Soon as done he comes over says, you look sweaty go take shower get dressed, as he mounted wife. I take my time, shower get dressed and he is done at minibar. He says great job, hands me a beer walks me to door. I go maybe we do this again. Wife says sorry he can only get hard if a new man so won’t work.

That was strange!

Was it Jerry Falwell?

She told me she was a CFO from Chicago but no name. Husband also gave no name or occupation.

[Anonymous]

Jumped naked off the Willy T in the BVI’s not once, not twice but three times. Lost my clothes and left wearing a borrowed towel.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Got into a car with a drunk driver. We were very lucky no one was hurt or killed.

You do know that was more common years ago. I say I drove drunk maybe 500 times and maybe been in a car with drunk driver 1,000 times. Never a ticket.

I actually did get pulled over once after 23 beers. I had bad luck of having an ugly car and he just pulled me over to talk. He really delayed my trip to the next bar.

My buddy got pulled over when I was in the car after a Quelude, two joints and 12 beers after he sideswiped a pole with me on passenger seat. Cop let us go. We were worried he would make us lock car and throw keys in woods. My favorite if married they took keys locked car and told the man wife can pick up keys at station.

"Was more common" doesn't make it right or something to brag about. I used to have a sister, but someone like you killed her by hitting the road after a few too many.

[Anonymous]

Hitchhike

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Tried to get into a restaurant in Barcelona after the bars closed (around 8 am). Didn't realize it was closed, and the doors weren't locked with deadbolts but just chained from the inside. 2 full length glass doors. I pulled hard on one, my friend on the other, didn't realize they were locked. The one completely shattered, raining glass, I was left holding a brass handle, free of the door.

We ran, laughing hysterically. Night I turned 21.

LOL. This is perfect. Almost too perfect.