What is the craziest thing you’ve ever done while drunk?

[Anonymous]

PP 1:40. Repressed memory: roommate and I, both females, would stumble out of our lone college bar to walk home. One time we had to use the bathroom, so just took a chance and found an unlocked guys' college apartment let ourselves in and left.
We got more brazen and ended up a few times using the bathroom, then grab chips...to one of the last times melting nacho cheese in the microwave and pouring it all over a bag of chips and walking home eating fistfuls of soggy nachos.

Classy.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Did not happen to me. But my buddies as a prank bought an Amtrak ticket preboarded train put their drink friend on took his pants, wallet and shoes pinned the ticket up and threw a blanket off and sent home off New York To DC

lol

This sounds like something from The Purge

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:PP 1:40. Repressed memory: roommate and I, both females, would stumble out of our lone college bar to walk home. One time we had to use the bathroom, so just took a chance and found an unlocked guys' college apartment let ourselves in and left.
We got more brazen and ended up a few times using the bathroom, then grab chips...to one of the last times melting nacho cheese in the microwave and pouring it all over a bag of chips and walking home eating fistfuls of soggy nachos.

Classy.

as does this!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Almost married a stranger in Vegas. I somehow realized how dumb it was as we were signing into the chapel.

This is great. Much better than “I had sex with my husband”. Spilling a drink on someone was pretty lame, too.

[Anonymous]

I was once at a dance & a cute guy asked me if I wanted to dance.
I was drunk and said okay.

It was at a hip hop dance club 🎶🎶🎶 and when we got on the dance floor, I began twirling like a ballerina 🩰 doing my pliés, etc.

[Anonymous]

I was blitzed at a bar in a bad part of town. A woman -- not attractive as I recall, was hitting on me (m). I paid $20 for a BJ. The scary thing is I drove home. I do not remember driving home, and there was no damage to my car, but I never got that drunk again.

[Anonymous]

Not drunk, and not me, but my sister was driving around McLean while smoking a joint and accidentally took a wrong turn....into the CIA.

Apparently she freaked out when she realized where she was and hopped a curb to get out of there lol.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Took a cab to Dulles, bought a ticket to Paris and got on the plane with nothing more than some snacks and magazines I bought at the airport.

Ended up being one of the best weeks of my life, even if it did take me two years to pay off the credit card bill.

Winner!!! Awesome story

[Anonymous]

1. Sang “you’re a grand old flag” to the ambassador (of the country I was living in) at a party at the Marine bar in a effort to have him keep the party going later (it worked).

2. One night stand. Met a Nigerian guy at a bar on Newbury Street (Boston). Went back to the Four Seasons where he was staying & ordered condoms from Room service.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I scaled a fence ones at a local pool to go swimming at 4am

Ha I’ve done that perfectly sober. Skinny dipped too. Being a teen is as good as being drunk.

[Anonymous]

Finger cuffs

[Anonymous]

Posted on DCUM revealing to the world I have been washing my hands wrong my entire life.....

[Anonymous]

Had unprotected sex on a beach in Cozumel with a British sailor on shore leave. That was really dumb.

Not me but a friend climbed the fence of the Saudi Arabian embassy while drunk and was held there for a couple of hours. He’s lucky he didn’t get shot.

[Anonymous]

Kissed a woman.

Booked a trip to Amsterdam. Not as ballsy as just showing up at the airport, like the paris poster, but I was drunk with a friend and we were talking about how being high is better than being drunk and we should go to Amsterdam. So we booked airfare and hotel right then and there for a couple of weeks later. It was an amazing trip.

[Anonymous]

Ben.