What is the craziest thing you’ve ever done while drunk?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Smacked my husband across the face (I am female). Then we had sex and made up! Still can’t believe I smacked him but he made me so mad!

How hard were you pounded?

[Anonymous]

I've never done anything that noteworthy, but I am the person everyone wants to tell all their secrets too when they are drunk. I know WAY too much about my friends' sexual histories and fantasies!

[Anonymous]

I don't know, would someone please tell me what I did!

[Anonymous]

Had intimate relations with a FA on a longhaul flight to Tokyo in the early nineties. I guess she ended up working on one of those crazy Japanese game shows a few years later.

[Anonymous]

Decided to bake an elaborate cake around midnight. Walked from bar to the 24 hour Giant. Spent $100 on ingredients and equipment because I knew what I needed but couldn’t recall what I had at home. Then I couldn’t carry it all so I would walk a half a block with two bags, leave them there and go get another two bags. Two hours later, I was home. I decided to lie down a bit before starting the cake. I woke up 10 hours later with a horrible hangover. Never drank anything green again.

[Anonymous]

A great guy friend from when I was about five years old and I got stupidly drunk and stoned and we woke up naked in bed. I’m very sure we didn’t have PIV sex but I’m sure other stuff happened otherwise why were we naked? 30 years later we are still good friends but we haven’t talked about it since that night.

[Anonymous]

I vaguely remember hailing a limo in New York. All the girls got in. Good times. That’s all I got.

[Anonymous]

Maybe not crazy but still bad: super drunk at age 23 and used a portapotty at a festival and the person before me had left her purse on the hook inside. I took her cash ($25 I think) and left. I knew better but at the moment I didn’t care. Still feel bad about. Sorry, girl!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Gave my roommate a bro job.

What is that?

And, did the sister from above ever find out?

The only thing here that really shocks is the weird totaling a car story.

Bro job = guys giving each other BJs

[Anonymous]

I voted for a Democrat.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Screwed a female executive while her husband watched. It’s a thing

Are you an Executive, or just the John to Executives?

[Anonymous]

Jumped over a fence to dodge the cops after they busted a frat party.. didn’t quite clear the top of the fence and I ripped my jeans wide open in the back. I was wearing a thong, so I walked half a mile home with my entire a$$ out for the world to see.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Decided to bake an elaborate cake around midnight. Walked from bar to the 24 hour Giant. Spent $100 on ingredients and equipment because I knew what I needed but couldn’t recall what I had at home. Then I couldn’t carry it all so I would walk a half a block with two bags, leave them there and go get another two bags. Two hours later, I was home. I decided to lie down a bit before starting the cake. I woke up 10 hours later with a horrible hangover. Never drank anything green again.

This is an adorable story

[Anonymous]

After going straight from the club to the airport, almost missed my flight because i was passed out in the toilet stall. After they paged me over the speakers, I boarded my flight, passed out again and when I woke up, I was not in the city I was supposed to be in. They ended up diverting my flight and I drank through the announcement, but it was so confusing to be drunk in an unexpected city.

[Anonymous]

Got a few...

Climbed a communication tower in high school and was 200 feet up before I realized I shouldn't go higher.

Participated in a naked elephant walk at a rugby party in college.

Separated my shoulder being a human bolling ball sliding into empty kegs at a rugby party in college.

Slepted with my college girl friends roommate.

Slepted with a stranger who I thought was the gf roommate