Why is your cat currently mad at you?

[Anonymous]

I set up a gate so he can't go down and poop in the basement.

[Anonymous]

I didn't feed her at exactly 6 am this morning.

[Anonymous]

I have resorted to closing all the bathroom doors so that the TP rolls are not shredded to oblivion. Ever try to wipe your bum with a pile of shredded TP? It's not fun.

So, she reaches her paws under the door, rattling it at all hours, in protest. When we do let down our guard, she's in there like a ninja: quiet, quick. She can take down an entire roll in 5 seconds, flat.

[Anonymous]

I'm pregnant and we're putting the nursery together. Pretty sure the cat thinks that the crib is for him, and he does not like it when I pick him up to move him out. I don't want him getting in the habit of sleeping there because the baby is going to be here before we know it, and I don't want the cat mad at the baby for "stealing" his bed!

Not my image, but pretty much exactly what I'm dealing with every day:

[Anonymous]

He's scared of thunder and apparently it's my fault that there is a storm going on. Sorry, bud.

[Anonymous]

I removed her favorite fleecy blanket off the end of my bed to be washed. She wants to take her beauty nap, but it isn't there.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'm pregnant and we're putting the nursery together. Pretty sure the cat thinks that the crib is for him, and he does not like it when I pick him up to move him out. I don't want him getting in the habit of sleeping there because the baby is going to be here before we know it, and I don't want the cat mad at the baby for "stealing" his bed!

Not my image, but pretty much exactly what I'm dealing with every day:

So funny!! I don't blame you. FWIW, when I was a baby, our cat slept in my crib at the other end, on his own blanket. But I am Gen X so YMMV

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Mine is starving to death. He’s at least 4lbs overweight, but I’m clearly not feeding him enough because he keeps biting me.

Eek.
He sounds like he is hangry.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:He's scared of thunder and apparently it's my fault that there is a storm going on. Sorry, bud.

Just tell him the 👼🏻s are all 🎳 bowling, it is worth a try.
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[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I cruelly closed the door to the pantry to stop her from chewing packing plastic, her very favorite thing to do besides sleep. She will probably sh!t on my pillow.

She is trying to tell you that she needs grass. Buy her a fresh green growing grass from the Pet Smart or Petco and cut few stalks and hand it to her form your fingers, you will see she will be so happy.

But then she'll puke it up and you'll have to clean up green cat vomit.

or it we’ll get stuck in their butts when they poop.

[Anonymous]

I closed the bathroom door so I could have a bath without him wandering around the tub staring at me.

[Anonymous]

Best Thread Ever!!

[Anonymous]

The plumber had to come and look at a toilet. She hates strangers and just yelled at him the entire time he was in the bathroom. I tried to lock her in our bedroom but she yelled even louder and kept knocking stuff over.

I gave the plumber some treats to give to her and that seemed to pacify her for a bit, but now she's mad at me for inviting the strange man into her house.

[Anonymous]

I put his food bowl up on the counter because our elderly dog will eat it (and its bad for her kidneys). Upon seeing his bowl on the counter, he jumped up there, glared at me (as I said no from across the kitchen) and slammed it to the floor, causing the bowl to break. Then the dog came running to help with clean up.

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Anonymous wrote:Best Thread Ever!!

I agree!