Why is your cat currently mad at you?

[Anonymous]

Mine escaped through the back door and I brought her back in, so she's sulking.

Yesterday I wouldn't let her splash around in the puddle of water from my cup she had knocked over.

Last week I had to cut out a piece of poop from her fluffy butt and boy was she pissed.

What horrible things have you done to your cats recently?

[Anonymous]

I don’t have cat but I’m obsessed with Billie_speaks on Instagram. The cat has buttons with words on them and pushes Mad all the time.

[Anonymous]

Not let her have her morning cantaloupe (which she is crazy for) because she didn’t finish her breakfast of wet cat food. Got the side eye all morning.

[Anonymous]

Mine would like a second helping of wet food. She’s overweight already 😂

[Anonymous]

She’s also on the ottoman by my feet. From the way her tail is swishing, I think my feet are too close to her. But of course she wants *me* to move even though I was here first!!

[Anonymous]

Mine is starving to death. He’s at least 4lbs overweight, but I’m clearly not feeding him enough because he keeps biting me.

[Anonymous]

I turned on the light while she was napping.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I don’t have cat but I’m obsessed with Billie_speaks on Instagram. The cat has buttons with words on them and pushes Mad all the time.

This is great!

https://www.instagram.com/billispeaks/?hl=en

[Anonymous]

I just picked up the cat and moved him off of my pillow so I could lie in bed and scroll through DCUM on my phone. He's sitting my dresser staring daggers at me in the dark.

If I'm murdered sometime during the night, it was probably the cat.

[Anonymous]

He's very content right now (sleeping between the television and the sound bar in our media center, the warmest spot in the house at night) but early today he yelled at me for an hour after I finished vacuuming. He does not like noise or disruption of any kind.

[Anonymous]

because she was in my lap and then i had to get up

[Anonymous]

I put on a new collar and it has a bell on it. He’s been pissed all evening.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Mine is starving to death. He’s at least 4lbs overweight, but I’m clearly not feeding him enough because he keeps biting me.

Oh, he must be a dog in disguise. Dogs always do that.

My dog will try to convince each one of us separately that no one's been feeding him and that he's STARVING. He makes those eyes, and stands by watching every single mouthful of food that goes into our mouth and delicately paws at us with his "feed me, I'm a poor stray" impersonation. He's a first class actor, I have to say.

[Anonymous]

I don’t feed her “enough” and “fast enough”.

[Anonymous]

Today we discovered his secret stash in the basement: A bag of dry cat food that he hid behind a box, chewed a hole into, then proceeded to binge and purge profusely throughout the day.

We were all worried that he was sick, having only witnessed the purging. Nope—he was just engaging in a cat version of a vomitorium. Now he’s mad that he lost his giant supply and is facing the wall to make a point.