Guys: how often do you need sex with your wife?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The ideal is once morning and evening to keep the balls drained. That's not happening. We compromise at 2/3 times a week. I wish it were more. A man has needs.

I agree... Keep them drained. If not, I have a FWB that is more than willing to drain them
For me and best of all, she wants to!

Wow. If having sex with your wife is simply to drain your balls ... No thank you.

Seriously, that’s disgusting. You make sex about as appealing as squeezing someone else’s pimple.
Masturbate to drain your balls.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The ideal is once morning and evening to keep the balls drained. That's not happening. We compromise at 2/3 times a week. I wish it were more. A man has needs.

I agree... Keep them drained. If not, I have a FWB that is more than willing to drain them
For me and best of all, she wants to!

Wow. If having sex with your wife is simply to drain your balls ... No thank you.

Seriously, that’s disgusting. You make sex about as appealing as squeezing someone else’s pimple.
Masturbate to drain your balls.

Is it really the balls that need draining? Maybe my physiology is off, but I think the testicles just produce the sperm which is like 5% of the semen. Most of the draining probably needs to come out of the prostate and seminal vesicle.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The ideal is once morning and evening to keep the balls drained. That's not happening. We compromise at 2/3 times a week. I wish it were more. A man has needs.

I agree... Keep them drained. If not, I have a FWB that is more than willing to drain them
For me and best of all, she wants to!

Wow. If having sex with your wife is simply to drain your balls ... No thank you.

Seriously, that’s disgusting. You make sex about as appealing as squeezing someone else’s pimple.
Masturbate to drain your balls.

Is it really the balls that need draining? Maybe my physiology is off, but I think the testicles just produce the sperm which is like 5% of the semen. Most of the draining probably needs to come out of the prostate and seminal vesicle.

Using figures of speech inevitably triggers all the literal-minded sperglords...

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:late-40's couple. Two kids, high school age

We get up at 530am, kids up at 6

Breakfast, walk dog, everyone out the door by 7

At work at 8-830

Work until 530-6

Pick up one kid from atheletics 4x per week at 630

Home at 7

Dinner at 730-745

This is the reality for most with small kids!

Exhausted by 830

Sound asleep by 9




When does that leave any time for sex?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The ideal is once morning and evening to keep the balls drained. That's not happening. We compromise at 2/3 times a week. I wish it were more. A man has needs.

I agree... Keep them drained. If not, I have a FWB that is more than willing to drain them
For me and best of all, she wants to!

Wow. If having sex with your wife is simply to drain your balls ... No thank you.

Seriously, that’s disgusting. You make sex about as appealing as squeezing someone else’s pimple.
Masturbate to drain your balls.

Is it really the balls that need draining? Maybe my physiology is off, but I think the testicles just produce the sperm which is like 5% of the semen. Most of the draining probably needs to come out of the prostate and seminal vesicle.

Using figures of speech inevitably triggers all the literal-minded sperglords...

You don’t know how to use the word “trigger.”

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:late-40's couple. Two kids, high school age

We get up at 530am, kids up at 6

Breakfast, walk dog, everyone out the door by 7

At work at 8-830

Work until 530-6

Pick up one kid from atheletics 4x per week at 630

Home at 7

Dinner at 730-745

This is the reality for most with small kids!

Exhausted by 830

Sound asleep by 9




When does that leave any time for sex?

This is the reality for most with small kids!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Using figures of speech inevitably triggers all the literal-minded sperglords...

Dynamite response!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:late-40's couple. Two kids, high school age

We get up at 530am, kids up at 6

Breakfast, walk dog, everyone out the door by 7

At work at 8-830

Work until 530-6

Pick up one kid from atheletics 4x per week at 630

Home at 7

Dinner at 730-745

This is the reality for most with small kids!

Exhausted by 830

Sound asleep by 9




When does that leave any time for sex?

This is the reality for most with small kids!

Yeah, we have that schedule and still manage to have sex 1-2 times a week. This week was unusual in that we've already had sex 3 times.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Is it really the balls that need draining? Maybe my physiology is off, but I think the testicles just produce the sperm which is like 5% of the semen. Most of the draining probably needs to come out of the prostate and seminal vesicle.

Using figures of speech inevitably triggers all the literal-minded sperglords...

The kind of guys who think they need to "get their balls drained" are the ones who lack a basic understanding of biology and also aren't much gifted at speaking.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:late-40's couple. Two kids, high school age

We get up at 530am, kids up at 6

Breakfast, walk dog, everyone out the door by 7

At work at 8-830

Work until 530-6

Pick up one kid from atheletics 4x per week at 630

Home at 7

Dinner at 730-745

This is the reality for most with small kids!

Exhausted by 830

Sound asleep by 9




When does that leave any time for sex?

This is the reality for most with small kids!

Yeah, we have that schedule and still manage to have sex 1-2 times a week. This week was unusual in that we've already had sex 3 times.

with small kids I think it's slightly easier unless evening doesn't work for you

older kids it is hard especially in a smaller house. Usually a weekend morning so about once a week

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:late-40's couple. Two kids, high school age

We get up at 530am, kids up at 6

Breakfast, walk dog, everyone out the door by 7

At work at 8-830

Work until 530-6

Pick up one kid from atheletics 4x per week at 630

Home at 7

Dinner at 730-745

This is the reality for most with small kids!

Exhausted by 830

Sound asleep by 9




When does that leave any time for sex?

This is the reality for most with small kids!

Yeah, we have that schedule and still manage to have sex 1-2 times a week. This week was unusual in that we've already had sex 3 times.

with small kids I think it's slightly easier unless evening doesn't work for you

older kids it is hard especially in a smaller house. Usually a weekend morning so about once a week

PP here. We have a 2.5 year old and yes -- her early bedtime and weekend nap time definitely helps. When she gets older, we'll have to get a little more creative.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Is it really the balls that need draining? Maybe my physiology is off, but I think the testicles just produce the sperm which is like 5% of the semen. Most of the draining probably needs to come out of the prostate and seminal vesicle.

Using figures of speech inevitably triggers all the literal-minded sperglords...

The kind of guys who think they need to "get their balls drained" are the ones who lack a basic understanding of biology and also aren't much gifted at speaking.

To say the least. Many of these men aren't coming off very well, no doubt their partners feel the same way.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The ideal is once morning and evening to keep the balls drained. That's not happening. We compromise at 2/3 times a week. I wish it were more. A man has needs.

I agree... Keep them drained. If not, I have a FWB that is more than willing to drain them
For me and best of all, she wants to!

Wow. If having sex with your wife is simply to drain your balls ... No thank you.

Seriously, that’s disgusting. You make sex about as appealing as squeezing someone else’s pimple.
Masturbate to drain your balls.

lol This thread is telling as to why so many women initiate divorce after the kids are older.