what looks like a condom appeared in my toliet just now

[Anonymous]

Was the water in the toilet clean (other than the unexpected condom)?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Op here: I'm super sleep deprived right now but for a second I thought it was a jellyfish. Hahaha

You seem a little blasé about finding a used condom that wasn't used with you. Are you doing ok?

I don't think he had time to be having sex with someone else since he's always with me. I can't remember what we did yesterday though. Everything is a blur right now. My baby eats every 2 hours and he only sleeps while being held. I have no time to do anything and it's been like this since we came home from the hospital.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Was the water in the toilet clean (other than the unexpected condom)?

Yes

[Anonymous]

We had a scorpion appear in our toilet once. In the kitchen sink another time. This was ten years ago when we lived in Austin. Common occurrence in those parts. I've heard of snakes crawling up the pipes too. Condoms coming up randomly takes the prize though.

[Anonymous]

Having a hard time reconciling shy DH with sex at the movies DH.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:OP this is the strangest thing I've read in a while.

Do you believe that "sometimes things appear in the toilet"?

I thought only rats and alligators appear in the toilet.

[Anonymous]

What if it was flushed long ago but somehow lingered in the system?

[Anonymous]

Maybe he snuck out when you were sleeping or ran out to get milk or whatever but instead hooked up with someone? I dont believe u and him are stuck with each other like glue. Another clue is you both have uninhibited public sex so more likely for your hubby to engage and enjoy the thrill of risky rushed sex.

[Anonymous]

Also why is it unclassy to engage in public sex? Its not any less classy than say dominitrax or rough type sex

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:OP this is the strangest thing I've read in a while.

Do you believe that "sometimes things appear in the toilet"?

I thought only rats and alligators appear in the toilet.

Eww. Remember the thread with that video of the rat coming up the toilet? Yuck.

[Anonymous]

Could it have been an old condom that somehow got into the laundry and caught up in a pair of underwear or pants. You folded the clothes, put them away and then warmer weather happened, you put on a pair of spring pants. Went to the bathroom, it fell out of your pants, you flushed, it didn't go down the toilet but you didn't notice (or something like this happened to your husband). You went into the bathroom later and - Whoa! WTH is that??

[Anonymous]

I once heard a condom story on tv about a man that was cheating. His wife called him in mid stroke with his piece and he raced home with his condom still on. When he got home it fell out of his pant leg. Wife found it and the husband said it must have got stuck on the bottom of his shoe while he was in a gas station restroom. It got into their home home like that.

No she did not believe him.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Op here: I'm super sleep deprived right now but for a second I thought it was a jellyfish. Hahaha

You seem a little blasé about finding a used condom that wasn't used with you. Are you doing ok?

I don't think he had time to be having sex with someone else since he's always with me. I can't remember what we did yesterday though. Everything is a blur right now. My baby eats every 2 hours and he only sleeps while being held. I have no time to do anything and it's been like this since we came home from the hospital.

Honestly question - do you two work? Or maybe he works at home parttime, you are on maternity leave. . ??

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Also why is it unclassy to engage in public sex? Its not any less classy than say dominitrax or rough type sex

Yes it is. By far.

[Anonymous]

Read the sign people !!!



Sanitary towel ? OMG, the burgundy towel !!!!!!!!!!