what looks like a condom appeared in my toliet just now

[Anonymous]

Did you try to fish it out of the toilet? Is it mucous?
It couldn't be condom, you've had too many doctors/midwives/nurses up there. And it would smell.

[Anonymous]

He's having an affair.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:what. just.. what?
you had sex at the movies.
you used condoms while pregnant.
you think a condom fell out of you recently..despite being pregnant and pushing out a baby (maybe you had a c-section).
you had sex at the movies.


you had sex at the movies.

Yeah, OP I don't think you should be surprised by anything that falls out of your body or emerges from your toilet at this point.

[Anonymous]

God, I hope this becomes another burgandy washcloth or bobcat thread.

[Anonymous]

Using a condom while having sex at the movies makes sense. Clean up is easier.

[Anonymous]

..............I have no words, OP. None. at. all.

[Anonymous]

Things I want to know:

1. What movie?
2. What theater?
3. What row?
4. What position?
5. Was the theater crowded?
6. Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the movie?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Things I want to know:

1. What movie?
2. What theater?
3. What row?
4. What position?
5. Was the theater crowded?
6. Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the movie?

7. why would you have used a condom

[Anonymous]

Op here: I did have a c section. we were not using condoms while I was pregnant. I noticed it after walking into the bathroom so no I don't think it came out of me. I suddenly started bleeding down there this morning so I was thinking maybe there was blood on the condom. I can't remember using condoms with red rings around and them. Honestly I didn't know condoms look like that .

[Anonymous]

Your husband is cheating. NO DOUBT.

I never thought of my vagina as a purse. Sounds crazy neat. I wonder if my license would fit ?

[Anonymous]

Did you fish it out of the toilet?

And, I'll go back to what I said before...

No one with any class has sex in the movie theaters...

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Your husband is cheating. NO DOUBT.

I never thought of my vagina as a purse. Sounds crazy neat. I wonder if my license would fit ?

Hahaha I just had to throw in the condom getting lost at the movies part. We looked for a long time and it was no where to be seen. Why would my husband throw away a condom in our toilet though? This is the weird part.Did he save it and threw it away later? Why would someone do that? Could it have somehow came from my neighbors pipes?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Your husband is cheating. NO DOUBT.

I never thought of my vagina as a purse. Sounds crazy neat. I wonder if my license would fit ?

Hahaha I just had to throw in the condom getting lost at the movies part. We looked for a long time and it was no where to be seen. Why would my husband throw away a condom in our toilet though? This is the weird part.Did he save it and threw it away later? Why would someone do that? Could it have somehow came from my neighbors pipes?

Did you verify it was a condom?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:It has a red ring around it. I just had a baby 5 weeks ago and dh has been here almost 247 with me. Could this have came out of my vagina somehow from a long time ago? I haven't had sex 3 months. I remember once we lost the condom when we had sex at the movies, but that was several months ago !

Op, pleeeeeaaaaaassseeee entertain us and divulge which theater you had sex in. I'm surprised anyone does this in the DC area.

About the condom, DH might have used it to wack off there's no other reason to bring home a dirty condom. Unless, unless, he could have had sex with another woman in your home like today.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Your husband is cheating. NO DOUBT.

I never thought of my vagina as a purse. Sounds crazy neat. I wonder if my license would fit ?

Hahaha I just had to throw in the condom getting lost at the movies part. We looked for a long time and it was no where to be seen. Why would my husband throw away a condom in our toilet though? This is the weird part.Did he save it and threw it away later? Why would someone do that? Could it have somehow came from my neighbors pipes?

Was it a condom for sure???

I would never flush a condom. Pipes are shite. I always wrapped them in tissue, then threw the out, then took the trash out when I was having an affair. No point in getting caught.