I'm crying here- this thread is hysterical!! |
You should find out where OP lives. |
Maybe your hubby tried to flush it down the toilet and thought he succeeded.
Then it floated back up. Busted!! |
Why would this guy be carrying around a used condom and bringing it home to flush down his own toilet? And then not even make sure that the damn thing flushed! |
Perhaps the OP went to see a sucky movie like "The Lone Ranger" and the theatre was totally empty.
And her now husband was the hot theatre usher who came in to check on her to make sure she was faring well and content. |
Did anyone take a picture ? |
Duh?! He banged a woman in their house!! Perhaps the hot post-part in nurse.....????!! ![]() |
*post-partum |
With his postpartum wife and newborn down the hall? No he did not. |
Need picture of the red ring, not understanding that. Is that flavored? or a vibrating type? Okay, I'm gonna give DH the benefit of the doubt and say he was flying solo with one of these. |
Why? Is sex on the beach trashy too? If no ones around |
Thank you, Jesus, for this thread today. I really needed a good laugh! |
So OP ... did you take the condom out of the toilet yet? What brand? |
Please tell me what theater you f**ked in so I can avoid it forever. Nasty asses. |
The problem is:
1) it's a condom brand she's never seen before 2) his story it's the neighbors. Not that's ours, not I used it to wack off. This is the problem I'm having. |