WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!?! |
He threw it in the toilet and forgot to flush. Coincidentally you didn't see it until you stood up to wipe thus the confusion. Solved. |
No we just kept staring at it in the toilet to see what it was. Dh tried flushing it but it came back. Our building is really old...this is so weird. |
I bet he jerked off into it in the bathroom. Presumably he hasn't had sex in a while! |
It's not weird at all. Your husband is lying to you. |
OP this is the strangest thing I've read in a while.
Do you believe that "sometimes things appear in the toilet"? |
No Isaw it when I walked into the bathroom. We have been having issues with the toilet getting clogged up. I was thinking it may have been from when I went to the bathroom earlier in the day. It was definitely a condom and I confirmed that's its the same kind we have in the nightstand. Why would someone masturbate with a condom? Is that a thing? |
Op here: I'm super sleep deprived right now but for a second I thought it was a jellyfish. Hahaha |
Troll or you are like 17 years old. |
It's a thing, but if that were the case, I assume your husband would have said so. Are you in an apartment or condo building or a SFH? |
No not really. We have been having issues though with the toilet and our neighbors are also having the same problem. The maintenance guy told us about this. Last night there was also some leaking from the ceiling in the bathroom. Dh doesn't seem like the type that would cheat. He's really shy and has a hard time talking to women. He's made a few trips to Wal-Mart or church over the past 5 weeks but that's all. He was gone for less than an hour each time. Dh works from home so he's always here. |
You seem a little blasé about finding a used condom that wasn't used with you. Are you doing ok? |
Nope NOT a thing. He is cheating on you. Get out now. |
This is what happened. If you sense an opening just ask if he rubbed one out in that condom. No fowl, he was being neat and tidy. |
Was the water in the toilet clean (other than the unexpected condom)? |