what looks like a condom appeared in my toliet just now

[Anonymous]

If he'd really found it in the closet, he wouldn't have spent any time trying to figure it out initially, OP. He's lying.

Is he lying because he masturbated in to it and is embarrassed to admit it? Or is he lying because he cheated? I'm hoping for the former, but be vigilant and keep your eyes open.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:OP, why did you peek in the toilet in the first place? And wouldn't the offending condom have been hidden by TP?
Something just doesn't add up.

my toilet doesn't have a top.

You toilet doesn't have a lid and random condoms float up from your pipes or fall down from your ceiling?

What kind of hellhole are you living in OP?

you're mean! i'm a international student and we live in university housing. the toilets are commercial here. this living situation makes sense for us now since i will finish in may and we will most likely move from the dc area. the university is flexible with our lease move out date.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:If he'd really found it in the closet, he wouldn't have spent any time trying to figure it out initially, OP. He's lying.

Is he lying because he masturbated in to it and is embarrassed to admit it? Or is he lying because he cheated? I'm hoping for the former, but be vigilant and keep your eyes open.

op here: he's never admitted to masturbating so maybe it's that. dh waited for marriage until we were intimate . i don't really think he's promiscuous but who knows?!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:OP, why did you peek in the toilet in the first place? And wouldn't the offending condom have been hidden by TP?
Something just doesn't add up.

my toilet doesn't have a top.

You toilet doesn't have a lid and random condoms float up from your pipes or fall down from your ceiling?

What kind of hellhole are you living in OP?

you're mean! i'm a international student and we live in university housing. the toilets are commercial here. this living situation makes sense for us now since i will finish in may and we will most likely move from the dc area. the university is flexible with our lease move out date.



Yet another whammy!

You two are international students living in university housing. Once again we are rocked to our very foundations.

Okay. Let's see now. First we were forced to reckon with and reconcile the notion of quiet, shy, introverted churchgoing DH with wild and crazy, sex at the movies DH. Somehow we persevered.

Then we had to overcome The Red Ring.

Then there was the Toilet Lid.

Now...University Housing?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:OP, why did you peek in the toilet in the first place? And wouldn't the offending condom have been hidden by TP?
Something just doesn't add up.

my toilet doesn't have a top.

You toilet doesn't have a lid and random condoms float up from your pipes or fall down from your ceiling?

What kind of hellhole are you living in OP?

you're mean! i'm a international student and we live in university housing. the toilets are commercial here. this living situation makes sense for us now since i will finish in may and we will most likely move from the dc area. the university is flexible with our lease move out date.



Yet another whammy!

You two are international students living in university housing. Once again we are rocked to our very foundations.

Okay. Let's see now. First we were forced to reckon with and reconcile the notion of quiet, shy, introverted churchgoing DH with wild and crazy, sex at the movies DH. Somehow we persevered.

Then we had to overcome The Red Ring.

Then there was the Toilet Lid.

Now...University Housing?

i am a phd student and my husband works.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:If he'd really found it in the closet, he wouldn't have spent any time trying to figure it out initially, OP. He's lying.

Is he lying because he masturbated in to it and is embarrassed to admit it? Or is he lying because he cheated? I'm hoping for the former, but be vigilant and keep your eyes open.

op here: he's never admitted to masturbating so maybe it's that. dh waited for marriage until we were intimate . i don't really think he's promiscuous but who knows?!

You don't know if he's promiscuous, but you had sex in a movie theater? Doesn't that kind of answer that question?

Also, which one of you is a student/TA if you are living in student housing? It's mid semester, so it's got to be one of you. So, is it you, the new mom breastfeeding every 2 hours, or him? Because if it's him, that answers the who's he hooking up with question. (Undergrads). And if it's you, that answers the when question, and explains how it is happening in your house.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:OP, why did you peek in the toilet in the first place? And wouldn't the offending condom have been hidden by TP?
Something just doesn't add up.

my toilet doesn't have a top.

You toilet doesn't have a lid and random condoms float up from your pipes or fall down from your ceiling?

What kind of hellhole are you living in OP?

you're mean! i'm a international student and we live in university housing. the toilets are commercial here. this living situation makes sense for us now since i will finish in may and we will most likely move from the dc area. the university is flexible with our lease move out date.



Yet another whammy!

You two are international students living in university housing. Once again we are rocked to our very foundations.

Okay. Let's see now. First we were forced to reckon with and reconcile the notion of quiet, shy, introverted churchgoing DH with wild and crazy, sex at the movies DH. Somehow we persevered.

Then we had to overcome The Red Ring.

Then there was the Toilet Lid.

Now...University Housing?

i am a phd student and my husband works.

Okay, I call troll. Nobody finishes/ defends a PhD with a 3 month old, especially one they are feeding every 2 hours and who only sleeps while they are being held. Nice try though.

[Anonymous]

I'm on team DH here. At least he had the sense/ decency to wear a condom while blinking the hooker.

[Anonymous]

Or co-Ed. The partner in doing the nasty could be a co-Ed.

[Anonymous]

Your husband works and wants to live in student housing????

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:If he'd really found it in the closet, he wouldn't have spent any time trying to figure it out initially, OP. He's lying.

Is he lying because he masturbated in to it and is embarrassed to admit it? Or is he lying because he cheated? I'm hoping for the former, but be vigilant and keep your eyes open.

op here: he's never admitted to masturbating so maybe it's that. dh waited for marriage until we were intimate . i don't really think he's promiscuous but who knows?!

You don't know if he's promiscuous, but you had sex in a movie theater? Doesn't that kind of answer that question?

Also, which one of you is a student/TA if you are living in student housing? It's mid semester, so it's got to be one of you. So, is it you, the new mom breastfeeding every 2 hours, or him? Because if it's him, that answers the who's he hooking up with question. (Undergrads). And if it's you, that answers the when question, and explains how it is happening in your house.

i am the TA and the baby is bottlefed. i only teach twice a week for 2 hours in the evenings. why is everyone so quick to call troll.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Your husband works and wants to live in student housing????

it's more like family housing. everyone is a grad or phd student here. we like it because it's mostly international students . my husband finished his program last year and we just decided to stay here since they're so flexible with our move out date. anyway i don't have time to explain my life to strangers on the internet anymore. thanks for your help . i didn't know men masturbate into condoms . i'm just going to hope it was that.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:OP, why did you peek in the toilet in the first place? And wouldn't the offending condom have been hidden by TP?
Something just doesn't add up.

my toilet doesn't have a top.

You toilet doesn't have a lid and random condoms float up from your pipes or fall down from your ceiling?

What kind of hellhole are you living in OP?

you're mean! i'm a international student and we live in university housing. the toilets are commercial here. this living situation makes sense for us now since i will finish in may and we will most likely move from the dc area. the university is flexible with our lease move out date.



Yet another whammy!

You two are international students living in university housing. Once again we are rocked to our very foundations.

Okay. Let's see now. First we were forced to reckon with and reconcile the notion of quiet, shy, introverted churchgoing DH with wild and crazy, sex at the movies DH. Somehow we persevered.

Then we had to overcome The Red Ring.

Then there was the Toilet Lid.

Now...University Housing?

i am a phd student and my husband works.

Okay, I call troll. Nobody finishes/ defends a PhD with a 3 month old, especially one they are feeding every 2 hours and who only sleeps while they are being held. Nice try though.

You are free to call troll, but I (PhD) know several women who had gotten married and had babies while working towards their PhD. You don't really have to take maternity leave! No one is tracking your hours! Etc. and all that.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Op here: I'm super sleep deprived right now but for a second I thought it was a jellyfish. Hahaha

You seem a little blasé about finding a used condom that wasn't used with you. Are you doing ok?

I don't think he had time to be having sex with someone else since he's always with me. I can't remember what we did yesterday though. Everything is a blur right now. My baby eats every 2 hours and he only sleeps while being held. I have no time to do anything and it's been like this since we came home from the hospital.

This. Fundamentally at odd with, and I teach a two hour evening class twice a week (when it takes 6 weeks to get medically cleared from a C-section??).

When did your husband find time to have sex with an undergrad? While you were teaching. Where? Your house. Why did the condom appear in the toilet? It didn't fully flush when they had sex in your house while you were teaching. This isn't hard, OP. Which makes me question how you could possibly be a PhD candidate. And many, many other things. I guess I'm focusing on the BMW and university housing thing, but YMMV.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:If he'd really found it in the closet, he wouldn't have spent any time trying to figure it out initially, OP. He's lying.

Is he lying because he masturbated in to it and is embarrassed to admit it? Or is he lying because he cheated? I'm hoping for the former, but be vigilant and keep your eyes open.

op here: he's never admitted to masturbating so maybe it's that. dh waited for marriage until we were intimate . i don't really think he's promiscuous but who knows?!

You don't know if he's promiscuous, but you had sex in a movie theater? Doesn't that kind of answer that question?

Also, which one of you is a student/TA if you are living in student housing? It's mid semester, so it's got to be one of you. So, is it you, the new mom breastfeeding every 2 hours, or him? Because if it's him, that answers the who's he hooking up with question. (Undergrads). And if it's you, that answers the when question, and explains how it is happening in your house.

i am the TA and the baby is bottlefed. i only teach twice a week for 2 hours in the evenings. why is everyone so quick to call troll.

I don't think you know what promiscuous means.