If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?

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Anonymous wrote:If I only make $1 miil/yr, can I afford to live in this area? Serious question. No snark.

I hear you.

It totally depends on your student loans and the childcare costs. Private schools are also exorbitantly expensive.

After saving 2/3 of your earnings. You are hardly left with anything to live on. I am still paying for my beach front property, a solid 2 months after purchasing it.

DMV COL is ridiculous!

I can totally see how you are scraping by - barely middle class. I bet you hang family photos on the stairway to the bedrooms.

The big question though is at what point can you afford to buy a luxury car?. Is your retirement fully funded?

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Does the bobcat attend school in the Yorktown Triad?

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Imagine my surprise when I got a call from a talking she-bobcat named Larla looking for my STBXDH!

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Working mom here, and I have no sympathy for these SAHM's who complain about their DH's rancid flatulence. What do these women do all day once the kids are in school anyway? Really, if I stayed home all day, I wouldn't even care if my DH had a bobcat or two on the way home some nights AND came home farting like a longshoreman after a cornbeef and cabbage dinner with bean salad on the side.

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Who has time for sex?

I am a WOHM with gifted children in AAP Level IV. We have TJ prep classes, kumon sessions, private specialists/consultants/neuros helping us prepare for youngest eventual acceptance in LVI AAP.

How much should I pay my maid? Our house is 4500 sf

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1st subject and thread in AGES that made me repeatedly laugh out loud, snort even!

Did anyone post yet at which massage parlors you can shag bobcats though? Unplanned, of course...

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Anonymous wrote:Why do some working mothers not want to spend time with their bobcats on weekends? I'm not judging. I just feel bad for them because they don't know the joy of loving their Bobcats more than anything.

Bobkittens! I just feel so much better about myself when I get to teach people proper spelling or grammar. I live for that!

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Is it vulgar to butcher a bobcat in an Ikea kitchen?

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Anonymous wrote:I understood the op and all the following posts. I *really* need to get off of DCUM!

This.

[Anonymous]

I just wish I learned about my husband's infidelity via a call from Larla. Instead, I found bobcat fur in my bed. IN MY BED? Couldn't he have consummated his bestial lust in the grass where that bitch lives?

What's more, it's not like your husband taking up with a housecat. Those things are not vaccinated. Imagine if he had brought distemper into the marriage?

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I'm so sorry PP. Go to http://survivinginfidelity.com. They have a forum for infidelity with big cats.

Anonymous wrote:I just wish I learned about my husband's infidelity via a call from Larla. Instead, I found bobcat fur in my bed. IN MY BED? Couldn't he have consummated his bestial lust in the grass where that bitch lives?

What's more, it's not like your husband taking up with a housecat. Those things are not vaccinated. Imagine if he had brought distemper into the marriage?

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Dying.

DH and I are fighting over whether to apply to Lee Montessori, given that it is moving in with an auto repair shop so that the kids will be able to build their skills in preparation for math and reading, like washing a car from left to right. Advice?

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Anonymous wrote:Dying.

DH and I are fighting over whether to apply to Lee Montessori, given that it is moving in with an auto repair shop so that the kids will be able to build their skills in preparation for math and reading, like washing a car from left to right. Advice?

Do it! We are going to apply for Lee now that Mundo Verde has moved in the liquor store. Would love to do a playdate so the kiddos have some familiar faces once school starts.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Dying.

DH and I are fighting over whether to apply to Lee Montessori, given that it is moving in with an auto repair shop so that the kids will be able to build their skills in preparation for math and reading, like washing a car from left to right. Advice?

Do it! We are going to apply for Lee now that Mundo Verde has moved in the liquor store. Would love to do a playdate so the kiddos have some familiar faces once school starts.

+1,000,000

Love their new after school course "Bartending 101" as well.

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Anonymous wrote:I just wish I learned about my husband's infidelity via a call from Larla. Instead, I found bobcat fur in my bed. IN MY BED? Couldn't he have consummated his bestial lust in the grass where that bitch lives?

What's more, it's not like your husband taking up with a housecat. Those things are not vaccinated. Imagine if he had brought distemper into the marriage?

This just made me cry from laughing so hard. On the bus, no less!