If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:How many asparagus stalks will I need per person for dinner, especially if the MIL moves five minutes away from us?

You could always let her host, but make sure you get there 2 hours before the time she tells you, or she'll always be out of food. No matter what.

(BTW, that thread was underrated and now I can't find it)

[Anonymous]

None of this matter as long as my DC gets into HYP. Can someone recommend a top college counselor?

[Anonymous]

This thread is making me want to drink and it's not even 3pm yet

[Anonymous]

I've been on DCUM too long as I think I understand every one of of these posts.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:This thread is making me want to drink and it's not even 3pm yet

You have less than 1 min...

[Anonymous]

Unclench.

[Anonymous]

I am not a pearl clutcher; GDS IS a Big Three school! The posters who insist Janney is its equal are just too poor to afford the tuition.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:How many asparagus stalks will I need per person for dinner, especially if the MIL moves five minutes away from us?

You could always let her host, but make sure you get there 2 hours before the time she tells you, or she'll always be out of food. No matter what.

(BTW, that thread was underrated and now I can't find it)

Should I then thank her in person or is a written thank you note required?

[Anonymous]

I never talk about this because I don't like people thinking I'm conceited, but.....people really do stop me on the street all the time to tell me how attractive I am. I'm 41 but look 21. I get carded at bars -- last time, the bouncer actually confiscated my ID because he thought it was fake! One man was literally blinded by my beauty. I felt so bad about it that I started a scholarship at an SLAC in his name.

I have four children and they're all just as beautiful as me. They're just as nice and smart and humble, too, and when some poor unfortunate-looking child wants to be friends with them, why, they invite him right over and never brag about their 3,500-square-foot toy room and custom crafting workshop. He even gets to take home whatever toy he made, because it's probably the nicest thing he'll own, you know?

[Anonymous]

JKLMM FTW

[Anonymous]

This belongs in the explicit forum.

[Anonymous]

If you are able to live well in this area on an HHI of only 400K, then yes.

[Anonymous]

It depends. Do you think skinny jeans can look cute on a full-figured 40-something?

[Anonymous]

I think you all need to be in counseling and possibly divorced.

[Anonymous]

I'm so sorry for you OP, this stinks, but the rancid flatulence is a dead giveaway of infidelity. You are right to trust your gut (no pun intended). Put spyware on his computer, empty the joint bank NOW, and contact a divorce attorney TOMORROW MORNING!