If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?
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Anonymous
| Bobcat snafu. Flatulence! Foreign spouse fish maw. |
Anonymous
| Is the bobcat BigLaw? Because otherwise someone might mistake us for Mexicans. |
Anonymous
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Well, I think it's kind of racist to shag a bobcat. Bobcats are oppressed already. They have rights too! I'm so sick and tired of the discrimination that exist in America over bobcats. Why should they endure torture just because your foreign spouse refuses to assimilate. It's not the bobcats fault. I'm going to raised money for all the suffering bobcats. I just started a Bobcat Charity on Go Fund Me.
Bobcats Lives Matter Too! |
Anonymous
| I think the bigger question should be if said spouse is planning to procreate with said bobcat? If so, will they only have one child? I think it is completely selfish to just have one child, you must have at least 2, but if you have 3 it is a status symbol. Only children will most definitely have major problems that will require thousands of dollars in therapy, which you won't be able to pay for unless you are making at the very least 400K HHI, anything below that is just straight up poor! |
Anonymous
Some good points there, but you need a sexy handle. #blackcatsmatter |
Anonymous
| Only if they live in pimmet hills! |
Anonymous
Ha ha! Nicely done. The original post of this was absolute gold... the "He Hate Me" of DCUM posts. |
Anonymous
| is the bobcat shaved or is there a landing strip? |
Anonymous
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Why do some working mothers not want to spend time with their bobcats on weekends? I'm not judging. I just feel bad for them because they don't know the joy of loving their Bobcats more than anything.
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Anonymous
| I think the Bobcat forgot to wash her burgundy washcloth. |
Anonymous
| Sorry, but I only socialize with native bobcats, the ones who have been on DCUM since before their dice were dirty and their washcloths became burgundy. The ones whose families would be in the Green Book, except that They Must Not Be Named. (Which does mean, unfortunately, that their invitations to Mrs. Simpson's classes usually get returned as undeliverable.) |
Anonymous
| Has anyone seen my burgundy washcloth? What about my CORN??? I was trying to sit on my balcony reading to my child and the guy upstairs threw a bucket of water washing his balcony and they got swept away. Maybe I'll make done magnets in case anyone finds either item. My name is quite long so I'll just abbreviate it to FBFNFTM |
Anonymous
| Oops just saw the burgundy wash cloth was just mentioned haha |
Anonymous
| Why would you drop the dog off at the shelter for biting your child? We just drop the kids off on the corner and get make ones. Dogs are more important than humans. |
Anonymous
| Enough with the bobcats. I've got this problem with this board game I just bought. The dice seem a little dirty. |