If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?
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Anonymous
| Just wanted to try to get some thread condensation going. Discuss. |
Anonymous
| Moderator. Report post. Report post. |
Anonymous
| Only if you can back out of a tight parking spot without getting the whole world to move. |
Anonymous
| Dumb question. I'll bet you're a hairdresser. |
Anonymous
| You sound unhinged. |
Anonymous
| Is this before or after someone throws a pinecone in your car on the way to Chipotle after your dead cousin orders a storage pod for your family? |
Anonymous
| you sound basic |
Anonymous
| It depends....does the foreign spouse understand proper corn buying etiquette? |
Anonymous
Not if your DC got into a big three private and are paying full freight (GDS not included) |
Anonymous
| Don't forget the pesky MIL |
Anonymous
| How many asparagus stalks will I need per person for dinner, especially if the MIL moves five minutes away from us? |
Anonymous
Oh my god I'm not kidding: a squirrel (or *someone*) dropped (threw) a huge cluster of acorns on the roof my my car this morning while I drove calmly down a leafy block in my upper middle class neighborhood. I thought for sure it was gunshots (dc and whatnot). The rudeness in this area! |
Anonymous
| I understood the op and all the following posts. I *really* need to get off of DCUM! |
Anonymous
| Maybe the squirrel was a Christian from Kentucky. Does it want to play with my little snowflake? The horror - snowflake will never get into HYP! |
Anonymous
| I call troll. |