If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:How many asparagus stalks will I need per person for dinner, especially if the MIL moves five minutes away from us?

Depends. Is this an Executive dinner?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Just wanted to try to get some thread condensation going. Discuss.

On its own merits, I'd say No, but affirmative action (for foreigners, and for bobcats) may play a role here.

[Anonymous]

But he gave me the WRONG BAGEL!

[Anonymous]

what are you prattling on about?

[Anonymous]

I recommend immediate divorce.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I understood the op and all the following posts. I *really* need to get off of DCUM!

I know! Seriously LMFAO! Thank you thank you DCUM. Just when I least expect it, you give me the laugh I need.

Now back on topic: DTMFA!

[Anonymous]

Good grief! I'll bite.
But first, tell me which handbag to buy.

[Anonymous]

Is Kane crying on the air about it, yet?

[Anonymous]

You have too much time on your hands

[Anonymous]

Bless you heart!!

[Anonymous]

They should probably either get a divorce or go to marriage counseling.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:How many asparagus stalks will I need per person for dinner, especially if the MIL moves five minutes away from us?

Depends. Is this an Executive dinner?

I hope so. Just don't serve dinner on paper or plastic plates. Mother only likes her meals on China plates. Definitely don't get the cheap ones that they have at Macy's. Mother requires her plates to be imported from England. She will have a major meltdown if the dinner is not up to her standards.

[Anonymous]

Cool story bro

[Anonymous]

Use some scented candles or air freshener to cover the stench, then have a nice big bowl of pasta salad in your shitshack.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Is Kane crying on the air about it, yet?

I heard it was Kanye yelling about it on Sway